Could anyone here use a PIF “partner in flirtation?”
Dudes, chicks, everyone is welcome. (Except you dumbass noobs.) Older is preferable because I’m not of the cougar persuasion. Neither am I a GILF. I’d rather be thought of as a “BILF.”
“Badass I’d like to fuck.”
Whoops. Let me rephrase that as I’m not suggesting anything untoward, nor would I ever. You know that.
How about a “badass I’d like to flirt with?”
A BILFW.
That goes down much easier, yeah?
My husband rarely reads my stories so that’s not a concern for me. Actually, I don’t think he’d mind as my time spent flirting would “shut the old nag up for a while.”
Anyway, it’s a new year amid a fucked-up pandemic. Nothing wrong with a little fever. The good kind.
Hey. Maybe we could pull a train. (Who wants to be the caboose?)
Definitely untoward.