Cold, Cold Heart
Wendy’s Frosty Now
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Wendy was locked in the Tastee Freez by order of the King. Her crime was trying to best the clown. Somewhere, a fry did sing, “We’ll cover her with special sauce and cool her body down, wipe her buns with mayonnaise and feed her to the town.”
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