Carlo Zeno, stirring up the hornet’s nest

Coach Tony’s First Year as C.E.O. of Medium.coma

Please, coach, I need money for a new pair of shoes

10. They removed our profile page colors. Are they trying to break up the satirist gangs? I’m used to the old/new format now, but at first, everything looked like rough drafts, so I took half a day off to rewrite my last 460 posts.

9. No one outside me clan has heard of Medium. When I tell strangers with candy I write for Medium, they ask, “Are you a psychic?” This could be because I live in Nevada, one state which has not jumped on the band wagon of banned books. Quite possibly, because no one in Nevada knows how to read, except for me neighbor downriver, H. Mikel Feilen.

8. [Copied and pastries from a post months ago, because I have a real job in 45 minutes and I’m hungry.]

dear coach Tony

my car has an odometer that is six digits long.

i will prolly never drive 999,999 miles in my car.

the responses ticker on medium.coma is only four digits long.

i reached 9999 responses a month ago.

please fix.

suggestions:

add two more digits

set it so that it goes backwards

mil gracias,

tu amiga,

smillewann

7. Coach never answers my very important questions. Perhaps I’ve typed his name wrong? @Tony Stumblebum, @Tony Stumbleweeds, that’s not it.

6. Perhaps Ev will consider a new C.E.O., some one with a simpler last name like Smith, James, Jonesy.

5. (to be cont’d) if my account is still here mañana. When I type the en-yay, the draft disappears. This did not used to happen. Is any one else having a a problema with writing en Español? Pablo Pereyra, Natalie. It might be a glitch in my keyboard.