DID WOMEN ASK YOU TO SPEAK FOR THEM

Calling All Sheroes To The Rescue

Get out your capes, lariats, bracelets, bow, and arrows, and nose twitches.

Women, it is up to you to save us all from the Neanderthals in this country. I cannot even define what century or decade these Neanderthals are from. I just know it is the ice age and we need to put them back on ice.

Let me make this clear. This story is not pro or con abortion rights. This story is about arrogant and unintelligent men that think they know what's best for every woman or person of color in this country.

Did you hear about the living and breathing Neanderthal in New Hampshire? When speaking about abortion decisions New Hampshire Senate candidate Don Bolduc said, “It belongs to the state. It belongs to these gentlemen right here, who are state legislators representing you. That is the best way I think, as a man, that women get the best voice.” (Mother Jones, October 10, 2022)

Who decided that these gentlemen had the best voices? I’ve never heard any of them tuning up to sing the praises of women and minorities. What oratorial skills do they possess? Do they sound like women when they speak? It is not very difficult for any of us to name their tune. Alex, I’ll take misogynist for $500, please.

The Nineteenth Amendment was certified on August 26, 1920, giving women the right to vote. Women, you must vote these prehistoric men out of their offices or never let them come close to winning an elected office to represent any of us sane people.

Women, as a minority that happens to be male, I am desperately battling to keep my right to vote and I encourage you to do the same. Until 1870, only white men were allowed to vote. It wasn’t easy getting the right to vote but it seems easy to suppress the right to vote.

There aren’t any more phone booths for you super sheroes to change into your superpower attire. And you don’t want to change in a public restroom. These Neanderthals are standing outside bathroom doors with clipboards attempting to determine genders. We need new bathroom signs saying, " I’ll show you mine if you show me yours,” Mr. Caveman.

However, the backseat of an SUV serves just fine for your wardrobe change and the storing of your super sheroe weapons. I’m counting on you women warriors to save mankind once again.

Thank you to my personal sheroe Aquawoman Amy Sea for wading through this article.

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