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POETRY/POETRY PROMPT

Butt…No

A response to the poetry prompt “unraveling”

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My ass is unraveling. It’s traveling to places heretofore, unknown.

It is a stranger. Seeking danger by emulating a flapjack.

I will smack it. Blue and black it with unrestrained fervor.

Will I do this by hand? Or sack of sand pilfered from a neighbor’s yard?

I think not. As what I got is way, way meaner.

A Fascia Blaster. All hail the master of self-torture.

I will blast my butt cheeks. A blast so fast, they won’t know what hit them.

One day, they’ll thank me. Or shank me, for the pain I knowingly inflicted.

Thanks to Jupiter Grant for tagging me for this very challenging prompt. Join in the fun, Ramona Grigg, Kathryn Dillon, James Knight, Kim McKinney and Ricky Raccoon.

© Sherry McGuinn, 2021. All Rights Reserved.

Sherry McGuinn is a slightly-twisted, longtime Chicago-area writer and award-winning screenwriter. Her work has appeared in The Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, and numerous other publications. Sherry’s soon-to-be-ex-manager is currently NOT pitching her newest screenplay, a drama with dark, comedic overtones and inspired by a true story.

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