Brain Disorder Art
Brainwave Cartoons 11
Abstract Cartooning by H Mikel Feilen
“Welcome” to the Brainwave Cartoons. I’m kicking ass with the eleventh edition. This will be 66 drawings in total I have introduced through Brainwave Cartoons.
I hope you enjoy my style of insanity. It is a cartoon series with a twist.
Enjoy the art and the madness!
All the drawings are by the author.
Madness One:
My wife and I have been married for 35 years. To this day she will randomly ask me, “Whatcha thinking about?” For the most part, when she asks, my thoughts are not focused on any one thing.
Although, if she catches me at the right time my thoughts may not be something I would like to share with her.
For example — when we watch the news with those hot anchor ladies, my thoughts can wonder — What would she look like naked, with both of us covered in oil, and my wife running the video camera?
If I answered my wife honestly while watching one of those journalistic beauties, it could get me a night or two on the couch — in the garage — at my sister’s house — in Iowa.
I’m now in my sixties and when asked “Whatcha thinking about?” I try to play it safe and just answer, “Fuck, who knows? It’s a real mess up there.”
Madness Two:
There are millions of people in the United States that are Marijuana testers — they just don’t get paid for it. Instead, these toking warriors’ efforts go up in smoke.
I have never seen the position for an official Cannabis tester on any job site platforms. I think you have to win the highly sought-after job — like in a lottery or something.
As a warning, I hear the pay is really low. Yet, I also hear the benefits are super high — dude!
Well, for now, I’ll just remain an amateur tester waiting for the next position to open. It’s that or Starship Captain — whichever comes first.
Madness Three:
Women today are totally different creatures than when I was a lad. I hear some kids are even having carnal relations in middle school. Are you kidding?
I only thought about having sex back then — a Playboy magazine was the closest I ever got to the real thing.
My luck didn’t change until I went to college and met a girl whose nickname was Punchboard! For a half hour or so it was true love — then she said, “Keep trying, you’ll get better and hopefully last longer!
With a defensive and hurt tone, I said to her, “Well, you should see how long I can last when I’m alone.”
She wasn’t impressed!
Madness Four:
I have no idea what I was thinking about. I drew this and said to myself, “Who Knows!”
I like the drawing, but gee whiz Mikel —
Wait a minute! That is me talking to myself saying, “Dude! What the Fuck? Can’t you see I’m in love?”
I’m so confused, pass the pipe, would ya?
Madness Five:
The other day my wife and I got into an argument and my emotions became a microwave popcorn bag in full pop.
Now, I’m sitting and — Internally — worrying that she is going to be mad at me because I forgot to do this super important thing she asked me to do.
I just can’t remember what this important thing is. I’m dead meat!
What? She’s pulling up?
Fuck me!
I know what I’ll do, I’ll just tell her the truth—I’m so dead!
Is dead an emotion?
Madness Six:
When stupid is your closest friend and nincompoop is your middle name, maybe it’s a brain thing.
I have been a dingleberry my entire life. In fact, I come from a long line of Dingleberries and I’m proud of it. Pride is what makes a dingleberry a dingleberry.
We all come from different backgrounds and brain things. Whatever your tribal twist is be proud of it.
Whether you are a Moron, Nitwit, Screwloose, Goofierthanfuck, Nutsack, Dickwithears, Dumbfuck, Dumberthanfuck, Dinghoy, Dingleberry, Simpleton, or just from Iowa, wear your colors with pride.
What a bunch of Maroons!
Peace, Love, and Unconditional Happiness!
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