avatarR.D. Zaharako

Free AI web copilot to create summaries, insights and extended knowledge, download it at here

1288

Abstract

ses Trump more than Vladimir Putin. But, with the help of Russia and their army of QAnon-peddling Internet trolls, Vlad’s BFF will be back on top in no time.</p><h2 id="ab69">4. Make America Gullible Again!</h2><p id="eb97">Trump supporters believed all 37,000 lies the Pinocchio POTUS told while in office. They were convinced COVID-19 was a hoax. And they bought the Big Lie of election fraud that led to a domestic terrorist attack and failed coup attempt.</p><p id="9d5e">But many QAnon faithful were beginning to question the conspiracy prophecy that Congress will <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-qanon-7-point-plan-to-reinstate-trump-as-president-brought-to-you-by-cpac-49c8c9755912?sk=d3802656f8212c5450b460db4a10dae8">reinstate Trump</a> in August. So now is the perfect time to make America gullible again!</p><h2 id="6389">5. Grab 2024 by the p***y!</h2><p id="9f45">When you’re running for president, they let you do whatever you want. But only if you’re a macho, macho man willing to grab the future by its private parts and have your way with it.</p><h2 id="3b25">6. Transition to greatness for real this time!</h2><p id="d423">The Trump administration admitted they were complete failures when they briefly changed their 2020 slogan to “transition to greatness.” But, lik

Options

e being impeached, everything’s more fun the second time around. So let’s transition to greatness this time by doing away with fair elections once and for all.</p><h2 id="b23d">7. Biden my time for another term!</h2><p id="9352">Sure, he’s not much younger than Biden, he craps his diapers, and he brags about recalling “person, woman, man, camera, TV.” But another term will keep The Donald whip-sharp as he contemplates bombing hurricanes, spying on journalists, building alligator moats to keep out migrants, or dismantling democracy forever.</p><h2 id="f56f">8. Gas will be lower when the POTUS is higher!</h2><p id="6195">There’s nothing more presidential than railing 45 lines of Adderall while rage-tweeting all night. Yes, the economy has bounced back, 70% of the country has received a COVID vaccination, and America’s worldwide prestige has been restored. But who the hell wants to pay a nickel more for gas?</p><h2 id="ae90">9. It’s triple impeachment time!</h2><p id="8d57">Only one man has ever been impeached twice. But why not go for the MAGA hat trick? A second term will give Trump the confidence to complete his dream of a fascist America, ensuring a third impeachment where corrupt Republicans will let him off for more high crimes and misdemeanors.</p></article></body>

POLITICAL SATIRE

Brainstorming Trump 2024 Campaign Slogans

Treason is back in season!

Image art by author

Donald Trump kicked off his revenge tour this weekend in an effort to oust Republicans who dared to put the country above the Dear Leader.

As MAGA nation awaits an announcement about whether or not he’ll run in 2024, here’s a list of possible 2024 campaign slogans.

1. Treason is back in season!

Trying to overturn elections and attacking the foundation of democracy fell out of favor with Republicans for nearly 3 hours after the January 6 insurrection. But now with the return of the Chosen One, treason is back in season!

2. Yes we Klan!

Any Trump supporter will tell you nothing is more fun than being three sheets to the wind at a Trump rally — especially when one of those sheets is a Klan robe. They’ve already taken racism mainstream. So why not just be The Man and say, yes we Klan!

3. Putin’ America back on top!

No one misses Trump more than Vladimir Putin. But, with the help of Russia and their army of QAnon-peddling Internet trolls, Vlad’s BFF will be back on top in no time.

4. Make America Gullible Again!

Trump supporters believed all 37,000 lies the Pinocchio POTUS told while in office. They were convinced COVID-19 was a hoax. And they bought the Big Lie of election fraud that led to a domestic terrorist attack and failed coup attempt.

But many QAnon faithful were beginning to question the conspiracy prophecy that Congress will reinstate Trump in August. So now is the perfect time to make America gullible again!

5. Grab 2024 by the p***y!

When you’re running for president, they let you do whatever you want. But only if you’re a macho, macho man willing to grab the future by its private parts and have your way with it.

6. Transition to greatness for real this time!

The Trump administration admitted they were complete failures when they briefly changed their 2020 slogan to “transition to greatness.” But, like being impeached, everything’s more fun the second time around. So let’s transition to greatness this time by doing away with fair elections once and for all.

7. Biden my time for another term!

Sure, he’s not much younger than Biden, he craps his diapers, and he brags about recalling “person, woman, man, camera, TV.” But another term will keep The Donald whip-sharp as he contemplates bombing hurricanes, spying on journalists, building alligator moats to keep out migrants, or dismantling democracy forever.

8. Gas will be lower when the POTUS is higher!

There’s nothing more presidential than railing 45 lines of Adderall while rage-tweeting all night. Yes, the economy has bounced back, 70% of the country has received a COVID vaccination, and America’s worldwide prestige has been restored. But who the hell wants to pay a nickel more for gas?

9. It’s triple impeachment time!

Only one man has ever been impeached twice. But why not go for the MAGA hat trick? A second term will give Trump the confidence to complete his dream of a fascist America, ensuring a third impeachment where corrupt Republicans will let him off for more high crimes and misdemeanors.

Politics
Humor
Satire
Trump
Political Satire
Recommended from ReadMedium