Book Review: ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies’
It’s a cringe-a-palooza, but the novel has inspired a film, T-shirts, and Chinese and Afrikaans editions

Is any industry as tone deaf as the publishing business?
Generations of readers have railed against the cringe-inducing dialect that Margaret Mitchell ascribed to Mammy in Gone With the Wind.
But you might wonder if Seth Grahame-Smith used the enslaved woman’s speech as a template for some of the worst lines in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance — Now With Ultraviolet Zombie Mayhem! (Quirk Books, 2009, and movie tie-in edition, 2017). You might also question whether this novel is truly a step up from Grahame-Smith’s earlier The Big Book of Porn: A Penetrating Look at the World of Dirty Movies.
Some reviews of the movie version have called the story “a parody,” and while the film may have interpreted it as such, the novel is a mashup. It’s a literary prank, akin to drawing mustaches on the Apostles in The Last Supper. Grahame-Smith follows the outline of the Jane Austen’s plot as he interweaves passages from the original and a new tale of zombie attacks that have left Regency England drenched in blood.
Lizzie the zombie slayer
Elizabeth Bennet is a fearless zombie killer who learned her deadly arts in China (and a few similarities between Lizzie the zombie slayer and Buffy the vampire slayer may not be coincidental). Darcy loves her partly because he knows he has met his match among slayers of the undead.
Then there’s Elizabeth’s friend, Charlotte Lucas. Charlotte turns into a zombie whose physical deterioration causes her to speak in mangled English like, “I fank you, Eliza, for dis piece of c-civiwity.”
If that line doesn’t exactly strike you as a thigh-slapper, try this:
“ ‘What can be da meaning of dis?’ howled Charlotte, as soon as he was gone. ‘Mah dear Ewiza, he muss be love you, aw he never wuh have called in dis famiwiar way.’ ”
Millions of people apparently have found this hilarious, and any echoes of Mammy in Gone With the Wind be damned. Grahame-Smith’s bestseller has inspired not just a movie but stickers, T-shirts, a calendar, and editions in Chinese and Afrikaans. The spin-offs and sequels include a graphic novel, a “Deluxe Heirloom Edition, ” and two books by Steve Hockensmith: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After.
But what, exactly, is the purpose of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies when Austen’s sparkling wit only throws its defects into a higher relief?
Any number of answers might come to mind after you read that Elizabeth stabbed one of her victims in the stomach and “strangled him to death with his large bowel.” How about, for a start, “blood money”?
@janiceharayda is an award-winning journalist who has been the book critic for Glamour magazine and for the Plain Dealer in Cleveland. On Medium she writes the weekly “Ask a Writing Coach” series that answers common questions about writing and publishing in mainstream media.
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