Balboa
Yo, Adrian, what’s the exchange rate today?

Today’s New York Times Spelling Bee letters:

A, B, I, M, O, X, and center L (all words must include L).
Merriam-Webster says…

Silly little dictionary! Don’t you know balboa can’t possibly be a word if the New York Times says it ain’t?
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My Two Cents
I’ve been waiting for this one for a couple of years now, maybe more. Ever since I started playing the Spelling Bee game, the word balboa has come up as an option with any combination of seven letters that includes A, B, L, and O (and with one of the four in the middle, of course).
It was a valid word the first time I saw it, and it still wasn’t a valid word today.
Perhaps this column might change that. (Yeah, right…)
Dollar is accepted in any puzzle that contains its letters. So is peso, if I remember correctly. So why is balboa not?
Balboa is a currency, just like peso and dollar. It appears in the dictionary and is spelled in lowercase with no initial capital letter.
What gives, Sam Ezersky editors? You really need to explain this one to me.
To honor an a-hole
Vasco Núñez de Balboa was a Spanish explorer, governor, and conquistador. His claim to fame is crossing the Isthmus of Panama (that skinny part where the canal now lies) and becoming the first European to see the Pacific Ocean. And of course, getting his profile stamped on Panamanian currency around 400 years later.
He arrived in the New World in 1500 and first settled on the island of Hispaniola, today know as the piece of land Haiti and the Dominican Republic share. He went to Colombia 10 years later and founded the settlement of Santa María la Antigua del Darién, the first permanent European settlement on the mainland of either of the Americas.
This involved, as it usually did back then, killing a bunch of natives. Balboa earned the respect of his peers and ended up getting rid of the current mayor and declaring himself the new boss of the city. Not content with that, he also kicked out a governor who challenged him later on, and declared himself the new governor.
Umm… there seems to be a pattern here, right? It gets worse.
The Italian historian Peter Martyr d’Anghiera wrote that Balboa got upset with some of the indigenous people whom he thought were too “effeminate”. As a result, he fed forty of them to his dogs.

His cruelty and sadism continued unabated until a crueler and more sadist guy named Pedrarias Dávila tricked Balboa, arrested and tried him, and had him beheaded.

Still not enough to make up for feeding people who dressed “too girly” to a bunch of dogs, in my opinion.
So, how did Panama chose to address this guys brutal history? Simple. The country decided to name their national currency after him.
When Panama became independent from Colombia, they decided to replace the peso with a new coin in 1904. They tied the balboa to the U.S. dollar at an exchange rate of 1:1, which is how it has operated for most of the 117 years since.
The balboa coins have been issued as coins of 1 balboa; 50 céntesimos (hundredths); 25 centésimos; 10 centésimos; 5 centésimos; and, interestingly, 2 1/2 and 1/2 centésimos. Yeah, two and one-half cents. One day I’ll write about the Venezuelan locha, a coin worth 12.5 cents that existed when I was a kid.
It was only in 1941 that the government started issuing balboas in paper money.
The seventh greatest
The other balboa that’s been swirling around in your mind since you read the title of this article is, of course, soccer star Marcelo Balboa. No?
How about Rocky Balboa, voted the 7th greatest movie hero by the American Film Institute when they came out with the 100 Years… 100 Heroes and Villains list in 2003.
“Wait a second!” you cry out indignantly. “There are six movie heroes greater than Rocky Balboa? How is that possible?”
It’s true. I’m sorry. To see who they are, read through to the end. Or you could just skip the rest of this article, scroll down, and find out. If you do, please promise me you’ll scroll really slowly.
How incredible has Rocky Balboa’s fictional life been? Well…
- In the 1980s the Rocky statue that Stallone commissioned for the third installment of the series found a permanent home at the steps of The Philadelphia Museum of Art.
- In 2013, a poll of former heavyweight champions and boxing writers ranked Balboa as the best boxer among all the fighters in the film series.
- In 2014, Rocky Balboa was the Inaugural Induction to the Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame.
To top it off, his achievements even rubbed off on his creator, Sylvester Stallone. In 2011, the actor was inducted into the International Boxing Hall of Fame for his work on the films.
Maybe Panama should change their currency to honor this Balboa. They don’t even need to switch names.
What currency, you ask? The one that the editors of the New York Times Spelling Bee saw and said: “Gee, Not A Word”.
Okay, as promised, here they are. The six fictional heroes who beat out Rocky Balboa in the poll (with the movies in parentheses).
- Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)
- Indiana Jones (Raider of the Lost Ark and other movies series)
- James Bond (umm, just the MC of a bunch of spy movies in the past six decades and counting)
- Rick Blain (Casablanca). I know what you’re thinking: “Play it again, Sam”. Blain never said it.
- Marshall Will Kane (High Noon). This one I found surprising.
- Clarice Starling (The Silence of the Lambs). I know what you’re thinking: “Hello, Clarice”. Lecter never said it.
Now that I’ve rewarded you, please check out my previous entry on words that g.n.a.w. at you:
