As a Proud Conservative, I Demand That Schools Remove All Books From Library Shelves
Help end child literacy in our lifetime
Dear Editor of Letters to the Editor:
Recently I saw that in response to courageous Parental Challenges, a school district in Texas has pulled numerous books from their libraries, including a pictured-up version of The Diary of Anne Frank. As a proud Conservative and Parent of twelve children — seven being home-schooled, three in prison, one working at Walmart, and one last seen in the Dairy Queen parking lot in 2019— I applaud this initiative but feel that it doesn’t go far enough.
For too long we’ve allowed anonymous, unaccountable “Authors” to educate our children, a task that rightfully belongs to Parents and Tucker Carlson. Most of these Charlatan writers are Raging Libtards, filling the heads of good American children with “ideas”, and encouraging them to question the Wisdom of Moses and President Trump.
It’s time to get all the books out of our Schools.
No more Mark Twain and his Critical Race Theory. Enough of Richard Scarry and his Demonic human-animal hybrids, of Lesbian Nancy Drew and her feminist curiosity, of the dangerous rebellion of the so-called Diary of a Wimpy Kid (which you probably don’t know is actually written by AN ADULT). And don’t even get me started on the Disgusting Pedophile Pornography of Captain Underpants.
Not all books are bad. I myself have read the back cover of Art of the Deal more than once and keep it on my bedside Table to hold when I hear Antifa prowling in the yard at night. I also like the Bible although I mostly just know the parts I learned at Pastor Amesly’s SuperChurch about killing the Gay Agendas with the Right to Bare Arms, which I don’t think is the regular Bible but the American one.
Books like that are ok to keep around, as long as they’re somewhere the kids can’t get at them, like the gun safe or the Oxy cabinet. But Schools are the last places we want to be keeping books.
I can tell you from my own experience that a Child raised without books is happy and healthy in Mind and Body. I hear our oldest son Branson in the bathroom every day cleaning himself and watching Veggie Tales on his phone, although there’s more moaning than I remember from when I was young. And our daughter Millie has taken an afterschool job to help support the family, and she’s doing so well that her mother sometimes finds money stuffed in her underwear when she’s doing the laundry.
In summary, Reading is a waste of Time. Personally I have not had a new idea since 1996, when I got a Taco instead of a Burger, and I didn’t enjoy it.
We cannot let our Nation go Down the Tubes because of some Radical writers and their Socialist ideas. Please join my Campaign to end literacy in our lifetime, and save our Children.
Yours truly,
Robert “Bob” Rudlin Proud Non-Reader