Are you FBTA?
We Short-Form Medium Creators Deserve Our Own Acronym!
I’m a humorist.
Most of my posts take — at most — a minute to read.
Now that Medium pays creatives for how long it takes to read our work rather than whether they actually enjoy it, my earnings are, to employ some highly technical jargon, in the toilet.
In other words?
I have been officially Fucked By The Algorithm.
And I am not alone!
The FBTA crowd is pretty large on this platform.
Poets! Cartoonists! Humorists! Photographers!
All FBTA.
And if you write Haiku? Fuck you!
(Which really ought to be Medium’s new motto instead of that boring little line about getting smarter about what matters to you.)
The new rules reward quantity over quality.
More words? More money! Tiny post? Tiny payout.
What can we do?
Nada! Zilch! Not a damn thing!
We’re lucky to have such a fine and fun platform at all.
Ev Williams didn’t have to build this lovely playground for us.
We should be grateful.
And I am. I am very grateful.
Still? as a (mild and totally ineffectual) form of protest, I’m thinking of adding FBTA to my Medium Profile.
Who’s with me?
Writing Coach and editor-for-hire Roz Warren, who writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times, can help you improve and publish your work. Drop her a line at [email protected]. (That’s Ros with an “s,” not a “z.”)





