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er of their youthful ideations and offers a chance to continue to seize life as one gets older.</p><figure id="9de3"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*56ci8lQwEPkRZjIMKQ4KQQ.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h1 id="82a8">Trackboother</h1><p id="d059">Considering the low amounts of booth space in restaurants, trackboothers make it their prime directive to locate booths to dine at. They will ask the server seating them to provide a booth to their liking and if not available, are willing to wait until one opens up. <i>Disclosure: The author of this list is a trackboother.</i></p><figure id="cd26"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*ZMChpk4rPXhPx9MM"><figcaption>Photo by <a href="https://unsplash.com/@oneshotespresso?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=referral">Hans Vivek</a> on <a href="https://unsplash.com?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=referral">Unsplash</a></figcaption></figure><h1 id="c361">Kelepticon</h1><p id="b02d">Kelepticons are devices. What kind? Nobody really knows. All we know is that they were discovered on the ocean floor some years ago and their composition and function is unlike anything we’ve seen on this planet before. Scientists are still conducting research diagnostics and various other forms of screening to help elucidate their functions.</p><figure id="b758"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*SLs34w76ZVqgqETR"><figcaption>Photo by <a href="https://unsplash.com/@jakobowens1?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=referral">Jakob Owens</a> on <a href="https://unsplash.com?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=referral">Unsplash</a></figcaption></figure><h1 id="4f72">Inatores</h1><p id="6571">Inatores are individuals who combine various skills and leverage them to turn profits. They are not limited to one specific occupation and find the best opportunities through serendipity.</p><figure id="3817"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*GLZhrNt3MlJ6oQ9g"><figc

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aption>Photo by <a href="https://unsplash.com/@yohoney?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=referral">Yohan Cho</a> on <a href="https://unsplash.com?utm_source=medium&utm_medium=referral">Unsplash</a></figcaption></figure><h1 id="2855">Disclaimer:</h1><p id="0ddc">All words on this list are victim to future generations’ interpretation. It is very likely that as time passes, words may be retooled or refashioned to fit agendas. The author denounces any use of the words above that don’t serve to uplift and appreciate others.</p><p id="6096">Thanks to <a href="https://readmedium.com/how-to-know-if-youre-an-autopologiser-d66a5d813d6c">Eli Snow</a> for bringing this challenge to my attention! It was a very amusing thing to try my hand at. Hope you all enjoyed reading it.</p><div id="d1d1" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-clathrate-gun-hypothesis-or-why-methane-burping-is-cause-for-concern-bf664bc1723f"> <div> <div> <h2>The Clathrate Gun Hypothesis or Why Methane “Burping” is Cause for Concern</h2> <div><h3>Why should YOU be concerned?</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*wznQ9ShOReP7Exh3)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><div id="3237" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/im-writing-1-000-haikus-starting-tomorrow-9bbf3db0f804"> <div> <div> <h2>I’m Writing 1,000 Haikus Starting Tomorrow</h2> <div><h3>What do I hope to learn?</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*whhVKapGd4Z9qmZD)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Neologisms

Are You a Trackboother?

And 5 other future neologisms you should know

There’s quite a few words that don’t yet exist and what I’m about to do now is pull them from the realm of imagination into ideation. Ready to start?

Requipment

This is when you have to replace a tool in your drawers that’s broken. Ole’ reliable did a great job while it lasted, but now, it’s time to move on.

Frantly

A chaotic word, frantly, refers to the action of appearing frantic while somehow retaining a sense of carefree liberation. You may know someone like this. Maybe *you* could be the someone you know like this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Photo by Christopher Johnson on Unsplash

Dictern

A futuristic personal device that gets buried into the ground at the age of 22 and is only unearthed again at the age of 58. A dictern contains the wishes and ambitions of the individual and serves as a reminder of their youthful ideations and offers a chance to continue to seize life as one gets older.

Trackboother

Considering the low amounts of booth space in restaurants, trackboothers make it their prime directive to locate booths to dine at. They will ask the server seating them to provide a booth to their liking and if not available, are willing to wait until one opens up. Disclosure: The author of this list is a trackboother.

Kelepticon

Kelepticons are devices. What kind? Nobody really knows. All we know is that they were discovered on the ocean floor some years ago and their composition and function is unlike anything we’ve seen on this planet before. Scientists are still conducting research diagnostics and various other forms of screening to help elucidate their functions.

Inatores

Inatores are individuals who combine various skills and leverage them to turn profits. They are not limited to one specific occupation and find the best opportunities through serendipity.

Disclaimer:

All words on this list are victim to future generations’ interpretation. It is very likely that as time passes, words may be retooled or refashioned to fit agendas. The author denounces any use of the words above that don’t serve to uplift and appreciate others.

Thanks to Eli Snow for bringing this challenge to my attention! It was a very amusing thing to try my hand at. Hope you all enjoyed reading it.