Archieluxury: Top 3 luxury watch recommendations
Archieluxury — the watch Pontiff from Brisbane recommends these three brands most.
Over the years, watch enthusiasts on YouTube would have, at some point, stumbled upon Archieluxury, aka Paul Pluta. Something draws viewers to Archieluxury. His brash style, his brazen remarks, his disgusting lack of hygiene. Archieluxury is one of a kind. In this report, he describe the phenomenon know was Archieluxury and then go on to list the top 3 watch brands most approved by the watch Pontiff.
The man, the myth and the watches…
So here is a short recap on Archieluxury.
- Crazy Australian guy with an Ukrainian heritage, living in a green leafy part of Brisbane suburbia.
- Luxury is his name — luxury is his game — but he did go to public school.
- At one point, he was an IT consultant and had his own business in Brisbane. “Money was rolling in,” says he.
- At another point, was building webpages out of an hotel room in Bangkok.
- A fall from grace in Bangkok meant he was back in Brisbane driving cabs. Then he pick himself up, quite admirably, and landed himself in several high flying roles as IT desktop support systems roles.
- Finally, his YouTube bravado caught up with him. In a world where politically correctness is heavily stipulated, and Trumpian gaffes frowned upon, our hero, Paul Pluta was promptly sacked.
- YouTube became his home … and now we see, the former IT — BMW driving- businessman reduced to begging for donations on YouTube. You can donate money to starving children in Africa, or you can donate to a middle aged white male in suburban Australia saving up to buy yet another Patek Philippe.
So why Patek Philippe? Why not Filippo Loreti? You say. Surely the latter being more befitting to man with a mortgage, two divorces and four kids…
Well well well.
Paul Pluta is a man with style. Grace? not so much. But style in watches, yes! He knows more about watches than you know about the moles on your girlfriend’s buttocks.
Paul Pluta is not known as the Pontiff from Brisbane for nothing. The former IT nerd and rail advocate is a hero among Rolex collectors in Australia. His feud with TGV Urban Gentry is well known and well documented. What can I say, the watch review industry on YouTube is small — and somewhat too cosy.
If you want to know more about the man, please see the link below.
Top 3 watches
So what are the top 3 watches most recommended by the Pontiff.
#1. Patek Philippe
The crown jewel. The top brand in the holy trinity (the other two being AP — Audemars Piguet and VC — Vacheron Constantin).
Yes yes, the AP Royal Oak and the VC Overseas are fantastic watches for your wrist… but nothing is quite like a Patek.
Our Pontiff only recommends the best.
Five entry level Pateks, he has. Of which two are almost identical. One may secretly wonder his motive, but one does not question the pontiff. The pontiff is the pontiff, just like a Patek is a Patek. One simply does not question God…
#2. Rolex
Asians call in Lolex. but our Pontiff calls in Rollicks. This is the gold standard in watches. Patek may be the Rolls Royce… but Rolex is a solid Mercedes Benz.
Rollicks Rollicks Rollicks…
At David SW, David SW, David SW.
Get your Rollicks at David SW, David SW, David SW…
No “sh1tters” please, says our Pontiff.
#3. Jaeger LeCoultre
Perhaps because our Pontiff was trying to flog a JLC Grand Reverso Sun Moon… but many good adjectives have been thrown on the JLC.
Often claimed to be the watchmakers watch, wearing a JLC will give you a nod of approval by most watch collectors, and indeed, Paul Pluta the man himself. JLCs are cheap after all — pocket change relative to the Patek, but not a “sh1tter”.
Now you know.
This article is not financial advice. If you haven’t figured this out, bless your little heart. We suggest you reach out to the Pontiff, his channel is in the link below.
