LIMERICK, HUMOR

An Awkward Time For a Shart To Creep Out

Is there a worse time to shart?

While getting it on with a hot sexy date A shart popped out and sealed our fate I must confess It made a mess No beans before sex we learned too late

kasey sparks, © 2021

Working hard along with some fellow weirdos to become top writers in gourds, balls, vomit, and sharts: Carlos Garbiras | Squeeze the Avocado | yesnodunno | Christopher Robin | Will Hull

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