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r current state to hear a bloody ripper poem, mate</p><p id="bbfa">B-for-bogan went to bottle-O carrying on like a pork chop</p><p id="363d">Already blowing the forth of a few But still dry as a dead dingo’s donga</p><p id="ef9d">Hardly he could get some goon From the shopkeeper named Joey Boon</p><p id="1f2f">Lairing it up he had a liquor laugh Coppers were called by the staff</p><p id="b3ec">He was a banana bender To the police, he was a repeat offender</p><p id="3dc6">They put him in the divvy van and off they went, no dramas mate!</p><p id="1d1e"><i>Salam’s a polyglot poet and writes about love, suffering, life, humour, and lea

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An Aussie Alcoholic’s Story

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How’s your current state to hear a bloody ripper poem, mate

B-for-bogan went to bottle-O carrying on like a pork chop

Already blowing the forth of a few But still dry as a dead dingo’s donga

Hardly he could get some goon From the shopkeeper named Joey Boon

Lairing it up he had a liquor laugh Coppers were called by the staff

He was a banana bender To the police, he was a repeat offender

They put him in the divvy van and off they went, no dramas mate!

Salam’s a polyglot poet and writes about love, suffering, life, humour, and leadership. Give his other strayan piece a go, too.

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