The AI vs. HI Arms Race
AI-Detection Tools: Can We Uncover Who’s Grifting?
What you need to know about AI-detection tools — they’re not what you may be thinking

We human authors are angry about the undisclosed use of AI in stories here.
It’s clear to me we’re in a raging arms race with ever more sophisticated AI-generated text versus AI-detection tools.
Is there no one to save the day?
It seems Medium can’t help us. Factions are forming on both sides of whether we can win this fight with just our brainpower. See, for example, Seda Anbarcı’s story on Sentence Fragments that Scream AI “Landscape, tapestry, intricate dance of, captivating narratives….”
A few weeks ago, I suggested that it’s down to the tools. That is, it will take AI tools to help us detect AI-crafted content. I’ve spent the intervening time testing my hypothesis.
The conclusion, upfront
Having worked now with a dozen AI-detection tools, my conclusion is this: no one has a reliable tool to detect AI-written work. At least, none that I have been able to find.
CarolF, you were right and I was wrong!
I originally planned to do a review of the leading tools and tell you the pros and cons of each. I’ll list them at the end for the curious, but save yourself the time. In my experience, they simply don’t work reliably.
How do I know? Simple:
- I ran samples of known original content and known AI-generated content through each of the detectors.
- Every time, I got answers ranging from guaranteed human to guaranteed AI (and everything in between) on the exact same text.
So what’s the game?
A career spent practicing law taught me to be skeptical about people’s motives. Watch what they do, not what they say.
Quite a few of the AI-detection tools have home pages festooned with ads. Your time spent there is delivering ad revenue to them.
That’s not the worst that I suspect some companies are doing with the text we’re inputting into their tools.
The race never ends (AI Humanizers)
Search for “AI detection tools” and you’ll also be presented with a bevy of tools to help you “humanize” your AI content and avoid detection.
Here are a few prominently featured companies offering help in disguising your AI-generated content to fool the AI detection tools.
Undetectable.ai

Stealthwriter.ai

Here’s a bit of advice for the unwary credulous. These companies have a record of everyone who puts content in to be “humanized” and all the output they generate. You’re giving them a pirate’s map of your misdeeds.
Don’t walk the plank in your rush to find treasure.
Be well.
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List of AI Detection Tools
Scribbr, Copyleaks, GPTZero, Writer.com, Copyleaks, ZeroGPT, Content at Scale, Wordtune.com, Contentdetector.ai, Sapling.ai, Duplichecker.com, and Originality.ai






