AI Detection Anyone? A Few Tips If You’re Curious
Yes, you, too, can assist in helping uncover this riff-raff.
One of my mates suggested recently that I put together a short “tutorial” on being a detective and detecting what detectives detect when they are on the job doing detective work. Thanks, Dion Groove.
And for one of our newest detectives, thanks, Kimberly J Fitzgerald.
So, gather around and see if I can help you with your community service obligation. Yes, I’m sorry; we all have to do our part.
Anyway, look at the benefits: you’re outdoors, breathing fresh air, getting some rays, and picking up litter.
Have you got a pen and pad ready? Crayons and parchment paper are ok, too. Yes, you can use your Etch-A-Sketch.
- A bio name containing “Cypher,” “AI,” historical names or places, names of literary giants, fruit and vegetables, business names, free whatever, weird names, anything that is the opposite of Joe Schmo. And WhatsApp numbers. Yes, I know some use pseudo names.
- No bio in the bio. (by the way, this is not short for biological)
- Open their site and look at the first five posts and opening sentences using the exact words or phrases.
- Check to see if they’re commenting on any of their posts. If they are, do they look repetitive or mechanical? No commenting is always suspect.
- Open up a few of their articles and look for flowery, repetitive, droll, droning, impersonal, and ‘intelligence’ that belies the bio.
- Ask the writer how old they are or how they gained all their expertise and experience. This one is sporty. I was blocked once for this.
- No “About Me” post. Ask for one.
- Look at posting dates to see if multiple posts are published on the same date. Human writers don’t usually post 3 or 4 on the same day.
- No response to private notes asking if AI is used. Or do they immediately block you? Oooh that hurts. I got too close, huh, amigo?
- A fellow writer suggested urine drug testing for all writers suspected. Finn would handle that. I’m sure AI smells like pee, right?
- No AI disclaimer. Medium requires it.
- Sorry for the late edit. This is just in; thanks, CarolF. Please check out this post, amigos, from Josh Hinton.
Hey, if the above list intimidates you, I understand. Maybe you’re not into sporting activities or challenges of this sort.
But, remember this. AI is your competition for readers. And we all know how difficult those can be to find. AI is also taking money from you.
Did that get your attention?
By the way, AI ‘writers’ will not engage with you in a supportive, uplifting, friendly, personal manner because they are not human, silly people.
At the end of the day, even for you, that say, “I don’t give a shit,” at least report them to Medium by choosing “Show less of this.”
You know where that option is. Right? Medic!
Thanks for reading.
Here you go, James Bellerjeau and you don’t have to be diplomatic.
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