Response / Made up word challenge
After This Funeral You’ll Need the Abilene
A tribute limerick to Seth and anyone else who turned up for this shite
There once was a man named Seth Who slipped into a gravicheesedeath Sadly Seth died a shridloo Although this was true Everyone knew it was just the meth
The malmashduop led the funeral All his dear friends painted a mural A friend made a retrogarf It had no tone or laughs Just adenprecate numbing the skull
The bar at the funeral was free As you’d imagine this brought such glee There was a performance The crowd was not enormous Just a drunk fan who fell and grazed a knee
After the peak crimmorocate The fan craved food but was insensate They were skatterboinked And full of bruised joints By this time abilene should be sensate
The oppitate of this was Seth Who had a sort of untimely death A man of vowdefire Who lived a life with fire Until the pipe took his last breath
Many thanks to Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg) and whatever he was taking when he came up with this adenprecate
In the eloquent words of the challenge creator — “In case you are wondering where this shit all began”
Big thanks to the fellow definition creators — Jennifer McDougall, Kristen Haveman, Christine Stevens, Kim McKinney, MJ Adia, M. Smith, Lindy Ralph, Skye Mo'ipulelehua Kahoali'i
gravicheesedeath — common among Canadians who devour too much poutine
skatterboinked — the feeling you get after being spun around too many times
vowdefire — Someone who makes a lot of promises, but they always seem to go up in smoke
retrogarf — this is when someone makes a song remix, and it’s soooo freeakinnn terrible!
malmashduop — A person whom you believe to have the soul of Mahatma Gandhi, but who’s torso turns out to be covered in prison gang tats
abilene — descriptive of the pleasing coolness on the reserve side of the pillow
adenprecate — belligerent babble, to offer unsolicited advice, verbal vomit
crimmorocate — to pursue relentlessly with hysterical or fanatical fervor
shridloo — decrepit, wrecked, tumbled down, ruined
oppitate — the opposite of imitate
Tagging these lovely writers to join in if your up for it — Nada Chehade, Maya L, M.A., Melanie J., Anthony O’Dugan, Toya Qualls-Barnette, Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她), Jupiter Grant, Rambling Rose, Kyomi O’Connor, Sherry McGuinn, Jee Young Park, Dr. Preeti Singh, Loolou, Gaby Rogut, Dr. Fatima Imam, Rachella Angel Page, Hannah Brown, Loudt Darrow
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