Actual Questions People Have Asked Reference Librarians During the Pandemic
For This They’re Risking Their Lives to Return to Work?
Is LeBron James cheating on his wife?
When was the letter “J” invented?
How old is Charo?
How do I hire an exorcist?
Are Kathie Lee Gifford and Cathy Lee Crosby the same person?
Should my friend see a doctor if she had a baby 2 months ago but it still feels like there’s a penis inside her?
How big were license plates in 1929?
Do male kangaroos have pouches?
Is there anyone there who can break a spell?
Can you tell me what kind of bird this is? (Mimics bird call.)
Is there a book about how to make your own coffin?
What’s the difference between a pimp and a player?
What’s the Queen of England’s phone number?
How many aspirin make an overdose?
We found a skull when we dug up the backyard. Who should we call to see if it’s human?
Can you look outside and see if my horse is tied up out there?
To be sure, library work during a pandemic is about a lot more than answering quirky questions. But they can provide a bit of comic relief to folks who have been called back to work under challenging conditions. (That being said, I hope that your own library doesn’t open until it is actually safe to do so. #protectlibraryworkers.)
( Writing Coach Roz Warren writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times, and is the author of Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection of Library Humor, and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library. If you want to buy inscribed copies or just want to say hi, you can reach her at [email protected])





