About Me
For ILLUMINATION readers

Hi. I’m Tanya, but my friends call me Tan. Pronounced “Taahn”, it’s what my mother-in-law calls me.
Truthfully, when I was a kid, I always hated it when someone “shortened” my name, but I find it oddly endearing coming from her.
I’ve always loved to read and always wanted to write a book. I’m a Florida girl. Born and raised. Y’all snowbirds know what I mean.
I’m an expert dieter — a.k.a constantly on a diet — see gif.

The ocean and my garden make me happy.
I’m a mother first, a house cleaner second (not by choice), the first college graduate from my side of the family, a skincare esthetician, an animal lover, and a Christian woman.
I love rainbows. 🌈
I have two biological kids and one awesome stepdaughter. I would call her my daughter, but she has a wonderful mother already 😉, so I’m better known as Mommy Tan (Taahn).
I have two rescue dogs. I had two rescue cats, but they ran away with the arrival of the rescue dogs. 😭


I’m on Medium because for years, it’s been my dream to educate every person in the world who suffers from acne, especially teens with severe acne. I found my voice here.
Another goal of mine is to find the fountain of youth for myself. 😂🤣😜
Fun Facts:
Auto-correct is my nemesis.

The Office is my favorite sitcom.

‘Magician’ is what my yearbook says under my senior picture. 🙄 I thought I was so funny.
I can’t sing, but I like to.
I can’t dance. But I sway… A lot.
I live in Puerto Rico and love it.
Got engaged over summer break to a guy I hardly knew and married him five months later — everyone thought I was crazy. That was 17 years ago.

My favorite book is the Bible.
I love coffee and Hyaluronic acid.

Most of the gifs on my phone are about drinking wine.

My son was born on Super Bowl Sunday. The year that Giselle “just walked.”






