GIL SCOTT-HIPHOPRISY
ABCDEFG CARLO IS THE NOM FOR ME
Nominations for Carlo’s dedication
I’ve been tagged.
Like a good girl (yeah, OK, who am I kidding), I’m dancing to the tune of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬 and Carlo Zeno because why the hell not?!
Michael has called on us to persuade the Medium Boost nommer gods to boost Carlo’s unboostable story.
I mean, Carlo went out of his way to make it unboostable, but lay down the gauntlet, Carlo and I’ll pick it up and… wave it about a bit.
Honestly though, who wanders about with a metal glove these days? It’s a bit weird, but there you are, that’s Carlo for you.
My offering below is an unashamed mash-up. I’d offer my apologies to Gil Scott-Heron and The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, but I doubt they’d be accepted.
Oh well, I’ll fall on my sword for the sake of Carlo (he’s the only man I would do that for, mind you). That gauntlet he threw down will come in handy at any rate — those swords are hella sharp and I don’t want to slice my hand on the way to my ultimate demise.
The couch of nominations
One Medium under Tony must be turned into One Medium under the influence of Carlo
… Carlo — this is the couch of his daily nominations breeding satire and snarky explanations … Carlo — he heightens our Medium state of intelligence enriches our lives with his very existence … Carlo — anarchic, therapeutic and unavoidably addictive Mic drop – Disruptive
… Carlo — this is the couch of his daily nominations breeding satire and snarky explanations … Carlo — the nominations will always be televised the nominations will not be supervised … Carlo — the nominations will always be broadcast these nominations will not be his last … Carlo — his nominations will tune us in, drop us out these nominations will be a total wa-wa-wa wipeout (of the competition)
One Medium under the influence of Carlo his daily nominations will be Mic drop – Instructive