A&W Enters the Fray

Will the Fast Food Wars ever end? The short answer, probably not, as long as Americans remain okay with being insulted by advertisers.

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The Third Pound died a horrid death, but now they bring it back, calling it Three Ninths, they ready their attack. Insult those who know better by making up a story, then march your way to victory. The ketchup, oh so gory.

Are you so dumb as to think that most Americans don’t know that 1/3 is bigger than 1/4? A&W is betting you are. Next thing you know they’ll be parading Chubby Chicken and Roody Root Bear in front of your houses, pooping in your yards.

Continued in Taco John Goes To War.

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