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ing</i></a><i>. If you dare.</i></p><p id="8bdd">Biff Burger came and then he went, a hero, some folks say. He’s hiding out in FloriDUH, just trying to get away from Taco John, he came to town, big burrito on his hip. Said, “I’m going to kill the Burger King, and give the clown the slip.</p><p id="3f68">“I’m bigger, bolder, better, and I’ve got nachos too. I’ll blast them with Potato Olés® and then a cold, cold brew. I’ll catch them at the border as they try to run away. Smother them in refried beans. I’m going to have it my way.</p><p id="ced9">Oh my, do you think

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he might nuke them with Boss Bowls too?</p><p id="172e">The Fast Food War will go down in history as the most deadly ever, killing innocent citizens and other non combatants with salt, cholesterol, and sugar, and we can only laugh.</p><p id="8175"><i>To be continued… if I don’t choke to death on a <a href="https://readmedium.com/50-million-for-a-cheeseburger-18a278e235ff">$50 Million Dollar Cheeseburger.</a></i></p><p id="38eb"><i>All characters, products, copyrights, trademarks, service marks, etc, remain property of their respective owners.</i></p></article></body>

Taco John Goes to War

Are you fluent in Spanish? Sorry, me neither.

Photo by Food Photographer David Fedulov on Unsplash

Click here to start at the beginning. If you dare.

Biff Burger came and then he went, a hero, some folks say. He’s hiding out in FloriDUH, just trying to get away from Taco John, he came to town, big burrito on his hip. Said, “I’m going to kill the Burger King, and give the clown the slip.

“I’m bigger, bolder, better, and I’ve got nachos too. I’ll blast them with Potato Olés® and then a cold, cold brew. I’ll catch them at the border as they try to run away. Smother them in refried beans. I’m going to have it my way.

Oh my, do you think he might nuke them with Boss Bowls too?

The Fast Food War will go down in history as the most deadly ever, killing innocent citizens and other non combatants with salt, cholesterol, and sugar, and we can only laugh.

To be continued… if I don’t choke to death on a $50 Million Dollar Cheeseburger.

All characters, products, copyrights, trademarks, service marks, etc, remain property of their respective owners.

Fast Food
Fast Food War
Poetry
Absurdity
Billy Jones
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