A Quick Zatanna Dark Guide to Sending Dick Pics:
Or NOT Sending them the 99.9% of the Time We DON’T want to see them!
Normally I do not link a different story at the top like this, but “The Reasons I Don’t Like Your Cock” is a good reference for you to fully understand whom I am to your cock and where I’m coming from.
Back so soon or did you just totally skip spending any time or effort on your homework or ground game? I’m guessing you’re in mindless Zombie “BRAINS” mode already. With one difference . . . you’re in mindless Zombie “DICK PIC” mode.
Let’s get to the [DON’T SEND] part of my story first, so you don’t accidently send me one before you’ve even made it 30 seconds in. This may sound like sarcasm here, but let me explain the Profile of every single guy who’s send me an un-asked for Dick Pic.
Profile Pic: Blank or Generic icon
Zero Effort! That tells me what effort level to expect during “Love Making” or just plain “Fuck” as you know it. This person’s attention span and effort level is so low, they couldn’t even bother to add the “ing” to the word “Fuck”.
Posts: None
Our opportunity to learn about you, see who you are, your likes, your dislikes and more. Here’s an example of how this works. You read through my collection of posts and Medium stories. You come across one titled: “The Reasons I Don’t Like Your Cock.” A light-bulb goes off in your head and you move on.
A Hint:
The answer to the above little word problem is NOT: “Oooh, baby . . . you just haven’t seen MY cock yet.” {click} Tiny click = Tiny cock.
DM’s:
Did I say NO DM’s in my Profile?
This one’s pretty simple. NO = NO. If anyone specifically says NO DM’s, what in the world comes over someone to just ignore that? Ignoring the very first time someone says NO to you is not the way to start any relationship.
Even if you thought DM stood for Dick Me, it still says “NO!” ahead of it. 1. Read. 2. Understand. 3. Do the right thing.
Side Note: I’m totally fine with DM’s about my Stories and helping other Authors. Or, pretty much anything Non-Dick Pic related.
This whole problem is nothing new. If you look at enough pics of cave drawings, you’ll discover, Dick Pics have always existed. When the Cave Women were out hunting and doing all the work, Cave Men would draw pics of their cocks on their walls and write, “Grunt Grumble Ugg Ugg” next to them. Ugg Ugg = Fuck Fuck with out any “ing”s.
Let’s move onto the [DO SEND] part of my Guide starting with referencing my Subtitle: 99.9% of the Time We don’t want to see them! Seriously, I’ll reference one more time: “The Reasons I Don’t Like Your Cock.”
I understand the little guy is your everything. He goes everywhere you do . . . Hold On! Actually you go everywhere he does. Yes, big strong man who states, “No one tells me what to do. I’m in charge!”
No you’re not. The tiniest, most fragile member (like the double entendre?) of your Team is in charge. You need to step up and take charge of him. He gets out of line, choke him until he pukes. That’ll learn him.
Practice: Scenario #1
[DON’T SEND]
Practice: Scenario #2
Did our Profile say: “NO DM’s”
Than, Scenario #2 never even begins
Practice: Scenario #3
Actually take some time picking your Profile Icon. In fact, consider having a full Profile. Posts! Do some posts . . . “NO!” Dammit! Put it away! Not that type of post! Research and think.
EX: Do you think this Post is screaming: “Dick Pic Please!” Well, it’s not! Move on!
Practice: Scenario #4
“Hey, wanna see my dick?”
“NO! ABSOLUTLY NOT!”
{click} is NOT the answer to this tricky one.
Practice: Scenario #5
Here you go . . . are you ready for the secret code used if someone wants to get a Dick Pic from you?
“Hey, could you send me a Dick Pic?”
Now calm down! Breathe! I know your hands are shaking, you pants are already unzipped and your pre-cum just dripped on your shoe . . . again . . .
First you reply with a simple question to verify they weren’t doing a History Report on Nixon.
“Are you sure you want to see a picture of my cock?”
“Fuck No! Dude! I’m doing a History Report on Nixon! God!” = [DON’T SEND]
“Yes, I really do. Can you make it an angle or mirror shot so I can also see your handsome face?”
{click} sending . . .
“Sooo? What do you think? Impressive, right?”
“Yup. As impressive as the $500 you need to send me per week if you don’t want me to post this everywhere including your Parents and Preacher’s social media sites.”
SUMMARY:
Just Don’t Do It! Nothing good comes of it and it sure the fuck isn’t going to make me cum seeing it. Same goes for 99.9% of the people out there. For the .1% who actually want to see it: Go for it! There is every single type of fetish you can imagine out there and endless ones you’ve never even heard of . . . yet.
Like people who like ranch flavored ice cream. Yeah, it’s a thing. But seriously, there is nothing wrong if someone asks for a Dick Pic from you. Just be careful and choose wisely. Or it may cost you more than $500 a week. That’s just what I charge.
One final tidbit of advice: If you are Dick Pic’ing for someone you love, that you will be seeing in person, don’t shoot it like a fish to fake out the size. Eventually, she, he or they will know . . . your Carp is a Minnow.
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