A Male-Hosted Conference Will Teach Women How to Achieve True Femininity
It’s called the “Make Women Great Again” convention— and it’s here to save us from ourselves.
Get out your notepads, ladies!
Because it’s time to learn a thing or two about being a true woman from the real experts themselves — men.
Yuppers, the “Make Women Great Again” Convention is just as revolutionary as it sounds, with as much of a misogynistic foundation as its sister revolution started by none other than the president of the USA himself.
If you’ve been lacking in testosterone-driven chest-puffing, the 21 Convention, the male counterpart of the “Make Women Great Again” conference, gives you an idea of who exactly will be teaching women about how to be women:
If you’re confused, let me break it down — the 21 Convention is an annual event, and it’s targetted to men to train them how to “not be weak”, along with other patriarchally infused toxic narratives about masculinity.
An extension of this annual conference is the 22 Convention, aka. “Make Women Great Again”, which will be happening at the same time.
The speakers are all the same, and they will also be offering “guidance” to women of how they can be “biologically and naturally who they are meant to be as feminine beings”.
I was trying to think of how to best summarize this conference’s purpose, but to be honest, this headline says it all:
Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds.
I mean, as glorious as it sounds. What am I talking about? They have so much to teach me!
Let’s dive in and find out what we women need to be learning!
For the small price of $2,000, we can have our identity as women explained to us by good Samaritans.
It’s time to bring women back to our former glory.
You know, before we started thinking we had all of these rights, and are equal to men.
That’s not what being a woman is about! Men should know — they’re the real experts at everything and anything.
The (male) organizers are promising women who attend that they can raise their feminity by “500%”, according to the event’s website.
Oh, and by-the-by, did I mention that this is an event exclusively for women? Male attendees are not permitted — well, apart from the all-male line up of speakers.
This glorious event page goes on further to preach anti-feminism, and frankly blames feminism and the women’s liberation movements for leaving “millions of women feeling unhappy, confused, frustrated, and hopeless.”
You can’t make this sh*t up.
Who knew that the success of securing women’s freedom and basic human rights would leave women feeling even more trapped and confused than ever before!?
Ladies, best to write that one down AND highlight it. I’ve created a simple equation so that our teeny tiny brains can better understand:
Feminism = BAD. Sandwich-making = GOOD!
But wait, who the hell do I think I am? I’m not qualified to teach you anything, that’s what the experts are for!
And who, prithee tell, will be our truly wise teachers?
Heads up to all you men out there, 21 Convention’s President has a few words for you, so you’d better make sure you didn’t leave your testicles in your wife’s handbag to hear this one:
“What chance do we have at helping millions of men, boys, and fathers under constant attack by a trillion-dollar feminist establishment if we cannot keep our own house in order? Answer: none,” says Anthony Dream Johnson, the self-proclaimed president of the Manosphere.
Aka. it would be best to send your girlfriend, wife, sister and mother to this “Make Women Great Again” event to teach them a thing or two about being a real woman!
Hell, send grandma along, too! Why not? You do have $10,000 lying around, don’t you?
But I digress.
Speakers of the event will include, to name a few, Alexander J.A Cortes, author of the online list of "How to Be a Beautiful Woman," white nationalist Stefan Molyneux and writer Mike Cernovich who has boldly and confidently claimed that "there’s no such thing as rape."
Now if THAT isn’t a lineup of the exact men I would hope to teach me about how to be a feminine woman, I don’t know what is!
What can we expect to learn at this monumental occasion?
Ah, so much.
So very much.
Very wisdomous things, I assure you.
I mean, the below screenshot says it all:
Furthermore, the website’s explanation of the event should shed some light on the purpose:
"No longer will you have to give in to toxic bullying feminist dogma and go against your biological nature."
Well, thank goodness, because I’ve been really worried lately about going against my biological nature, you know?
You know, the one that says my DNA is wired to be in the kitchen cooking for my husband and finding fulfillment solely by pushing babies out of my lady box.
As they so eloquently point out on the 22 Convention website, my clock is ticking — better jump on having unlimited babies!
This must be what relief feels like! (I’ve never experienced relief before, you see, because until now I haven’t been given permission by men to just relax and “take a chill pill”. What a wonderful gift!).
And if you’re looking for even more of an introductory reading before the convention, be sure to study up on event speaker Alexander Cortes' 12 point list on “How to Be a Beautiful Woman".
Nothing wrong with getting a jump start on the course material!
As the greats say, Stay Classy, and we’ll see you in Florida sometime in May to be mansplained to for the low, low price of $2,000!
What a steal!
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