A Cautionary Tale
This is what happens when you read shit late at night.
You’re too tired to see that it’s shit, that’s what happens.
I published a story that, if I was in another headspace, i.e., “alert and awake,” I would have trashed, immediately. But I didn’t. And this was the unfortunate result:
A piece of arrogant shit from an arrogant wannabe. I am so embarrassed because I would never, EVER do anything to offend one of my best bros, here, P.G. Barnett.
As the owner of Rogues’ Gallery, I’ve been hit up by a slew of arrogant wannabes, lately. People who think they can write but don’t have a clue as to what that really means. All they’re looking for is the glory and the cash.
“Show me the money! I don’t give a shit if I suck turds!”
They email me drafts that lack proper formatting and syntax and are rife with typos and expect me to pee my pants in gratitude. Not this chick. I’m staying high and dry.
Because, as the publisher, I have a responsibility to share what I believe is quality work…and quality work, only.
Perhaps my recent bout with sobriety has scrambled what’s left of my brain cells.
When I accidentally stumbled upon P.G.’s typically brilliant rejoinder to this stinkbomb. I felt as I’d been kicked in the teeth. I couldn’t believe what I’d inadvertently done!
Here’s what he had to say in response:
“Written with class and style, P.G!”
So, for those of you who refuse to do your homework where Medium is concerned, who don’t know a dangling participle from that piece of snot dangling from your nose…or worse, think that offending another writer…a great writer…is going to be your claim to fame, forget about it.
In other words, tell it to the guy across the room, because I’m not listening.
“My apologies, Paul. If nothing else, you got a great rant out of it!”
Thanks for reading, guys. And I promise: No more shit.
Sherry McGuinn is a slightly-twisted, longtime Chicago-area writer and award-winning screenwriter. Her work has appeared in The Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, and numerous other publications. Sherry’s manager is currently pitching her newest screenplay, a drama with dark, comedic overtones and inspired by a true story.
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