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A Big Bang Theory Song Parody in 5-Letter Wordy

Starting with a great clang? large twang? giant sound

Upset by Wordle poesy created from words you can’t enter daily, which won’t train your brain for play? Not so, below. Awake & smell the daisy-lilac-pansy.

Islet’s Jumpy Right into Bogus Lyric 🦘

Our whole macro-verse was in a humid, dense state Until twice-seven-billion yearn ago it start-ed swell, await The world began to chill, the motto-tropes began to trill¹ Smart proto-man developed skill We erect small (then frame the pyramids) Wrath, science, history, un-gavel-ing antiquity Which all start-ed with a great clang (clang)

Since the brawn of man is truly going strong As every milky-spray shook place more quick-ly than it stake to sling along A small chunk of a minim and the elements arrayed The 2-leggy stood up trait, the giant lizards²🦕 met their fate They were asleep and awoke late They’re all de-ceased (they froze their fanny off) The ocean and Pangea, there could be no panacea Set in motion by the same great clang It all began with the great clang

It be swell-ing every out-bound but oy vey!³ Given timer it will droop the other way Collapsing every in-bound, we won’t be there, will it make sound? Our primo smart-est figure that it’ll cause an even great-er clang

Australopithecus would never play a trick on us Graph-ite datum got us here, it’s all so queer⁴ (we’re cache-ing viruses) 🌠Star gazer or theology (Descartes or Deuteronomy) It all began with the great clang

Hard-rocky and astrology, Hypatia⁵ and mythology It all began with the great clang It all start-ed with the great clang

Holly trust her Great Clang Query theme music Wordle-buddy words be no sweat distinguishable minus count-ing. Sadly, Wordle frown on gonna & kudos.

¹ Autotroph = plant, algae. Wordy Fairy laugh at the “inaccuracy” claim about their drool. It’s clear, drool = poesy license to whelp this line rhyme: “The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool.”

² 🦕I’m quite tempo to Wordleize dinosaur to older-foggy.

³ Oy vey = “a Yiddish phrase expressing dismay or exasperation.”— Wikipedia

⁴ Queer occur using poesy license per a definition learned at my mother’s kneed-kneel & other low joints, alike Merriam-Webster — weird, eccentric, unconventional — sans ± gender connotations. Swish I had a penny-penne-pence for every thyme Mother quoted, “Everyone’s strange but me & thee, & even thee is a little queer some-timer.” (source)

⁵ We shall-shalt-might-could use the British pronunciation for Hypatia, ‘hy’ + ‘PAY’ + ‘shuh.’

A Wordle story from Janie Emaus⤵︎

If your eying-optic hurt now, maybe switch to ears? My late lamented polymath cousin Art Rude was a folksinger. He kindly recorded my first parody, written for my daughter’s 16th birthday. It’s atop this list⤵︎