26 Hilariously Bad Christmas Cracker Jokes That Will Make You Smile
If you’re looking for a reason to smile, here are twenty-six Christmas crackers
There is nothing better to put you in the Christmas mood, than a terribly good Christmas cracker joke. Here are twenty-six of the best of them.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve.
How does Christmas Day end?
With the letter Y.
What type of key do you need for a Nativity play?
A don-key.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
How is the pandemic like my stomach after Christmas?
It’ll take ages to flatten the curve.
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?
They have herd immunity.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas?
A stocking.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing.
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa in rewind.
What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf.
What happens to elves when they are naughty?
Santa gives them the sack.
How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?
On the dark side.
Which 90's Christmas film is perfect for the coronavirus pandemic?
Home alone.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker.
Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop?
No, what happened?
His workers had to elf isolate.
What happened to the man that stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered.
What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap.
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less.
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle.
What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?
Lost.
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