7 Sex Positions for Lazy Ladies

Make him do all the work

I started having lazy sex out of necessity, but I always loved it.

When I met Mr. Austin, he gave me so many things. He gave me loving attention, he baked me a cake for my birthday, he gave me hope that I might have finally found a healthy, lasting relationship.

He also gave me mono.

Nobody’s perfect, I guess.

The sickness hit me hard and my doctor told me to only do half-days at school, to come home whenever I needed to, and to spend most of my time resting.

Mr. Austin spent months nursing me back to health.

He cooked for me and took care of the chores. He cuddled with me for hours.

And he fucked me when I got horny.

I still had zero energy, but we quickly figured out different ways to fuck that didn’t drain the hell out of me.

Since then, I’ve only gotten better at lazy fucking. I had to, because mono was only the first illness that messed with my body.

And now that we have four kids and both work full time, Mr. Austin and I don’t have any pep left in our step at the end of the day.

We’re overwhelmed, worn down, exhausted, and ready to just crash.

But we still want to fuck. So, we go through our repertoire of lazy sex positions and wear ourselves out even more.

Now, don’t get me wrong. It’s not like we plop on top of each other like two starfish and call it a night. I might be lazy, but I’m not checked out.

I’m still a very active participant even when I’m being a lazy lay. I moan, I say some dirty words, I beg for his cock. I give eager head, pull his hips into me, and encourage him to come on my ass.

Once in a while, I’ll even get a burst of energy and do something that works my muscles, like ride him cowgirl or stand up and bounce on his lap like he was Santa Claus. Especially if he asks nicely, because I try to be a very good girl.

For the most part, though, I’ll avoid the athletic stuff. Lazy positions still hit the clit and the G-spot just as nicely, and I get to go a lot longer.

These are my favorite positions for having satisfying, amazing, incredible sex without feeling like I’m doing a workout routine.

Super Chill Blowjobs

I’ve experimented with a lot of different positions for giving head, and I’ve finally found one that’s extremely comfortable. The only thing that gets sore is my jaw, but that’s just the curse of having a small mouth.

My favorite position to give a blowjob is to have my partner stand next to the bed while I lie on my stomach and prop myself up on my elbows.

It gives you everything you want out of a blowjob.

Excellent neck control and access to the cock so you can give it the kind of loving attention it deserves.

Your hands are right there to hold, stroke, or play with his shaft and balls while your tongue works the head.

He’s in a dominant position where he can hold your chin or tug your hair while you do it (don’t judge me).

And he’s got a perfect view of your ass.

If you want to go the extra lazy mile, he can even take over and gently fuck your mouth so you don’t have to do anything but lie there trying to look cute with a dick in your mouth while he doms you a little.

Like Napping, But Sexual

The laziest way to have manual sex is to lie on your backs, side by side, and touch each other.

You can just lie there, eyes closed, stroking his cock at your desired pace while he runs his fingers on your clit.

There’s nothing not to love about it. It combines the intimacy of taking a nap together with the sheer pleasure of focused sexual stimulation. You can focus on what your hands are up to and how amazing it feels while still getting some physical rest.

Be the Little Spoon

Spooning sex is so fucking good that I sometimes stay in that position from start to finish.

Being the little spoon is where it’s at. You get to lie on your side and get fucked while feeling his hands gripping your hips, playing with your tits, or wrapping around your throat (if you’re into that kind of thing).

You can also get it from different angles, depending on how you arch your back and whether he’s lying down behind you, on his knees, or standing off the edge of the bed.

It’s not an impressive, athletic sex move — it’s better than that. It’s when I’m spooning that I usually have to grab a pillow so I can muffle my shouts. I don’t know if it’s the curve of his cock, how long his thrusts can be, or the way his thighs hit my ass when he’s pounding at me, but it just works.

And if you hold up your leg, you can give his fingers easy, comfortable access to your clit.

Plain Ol’ Missionary

I fucking love missionary for so many reasons.

It can be really intimate, allowing you to get up close with each other.

You can play around with angles and get different sensations.

It’s the position that allows you to get clit stimulation from penetration alone, if you configure your bodies the right way.

It can get you those big, deep thrusts that can feel really fucking good if you’re aroused enough to take them.

And you don’t have to do a damn thing. It’s the ultimate lazy sex position.

I mean, okay, you should be enthusiastic about it, touch or hold your partner, and maybe grab the back of your knees and hold your legs up if you want to get it extra deep. But other than that, you just get to lie on your back and get fucked.

Face Down, Ass Up

I don’t know who had the idea of doing doggy style while on all fours, but it’s just not necessary.

My legs are used to holding up my body. My arms aren’t. So, why should I make them do it when I can just fold them together and rest my head down on them.

Plus, if you’ve watched enough porn, you know that this makes you look really fucking good from the back. There’s just something so inviting about it, like you’re presenting your ass and pussy to your partner and daring him to take them.

It positions you just right for a spanking, too. And you probably could use a little discipline for being so lazy.

Bent Over the Bed

Another variant on doggystyle I really enjoy is to just be bent over a piece of furniture.

Usually, it’s my bed. I have a tall one, which can be a little awkward to climb into sometimes, but it’s the perfect height for me to support my upper body with.

I’ll just stand by the side of the bed, spread my legs apart, and lie down on my memory foam mattress while I get spanked, fingered, fucked, or eaten out.

Again, there’s no need for my arms to support you if they don’t have to. Save your strength.

Prone Bone

This one is my favorite position to finish in.

It’s simple. You lie on your stomach and arch your ass up a little. Your partner lies on top of you and fucks you silly while you shout into the mattress (or hang your head off the edge if you start getting overheated — it happens).

It’s a really good position for slow sex, hard pounding, anal fucking, fingering, or getting your ass eaten out.

If you’re a bit on the submissive side, there’s also something nice about the feeling of being pinned down by your partner’s body.

And the best part is you can enjoy it all while riding a vibrator.

Fuck Like a Princess

Being a lazy lay isn’t about being a bad fuck — it’s about being strategic. You need to find the positions that don’t expend too much energy but don’t make him feel like his needs are neglected.

That means making sure his dick’s getting plenty of stimulation, making him feel like he’s in charge and in control, and maybe giving him a really good view of your ass.

If you do all those things and throw in a lot of enthusiasm and a little dirty talk, you can be good in bed without having to fuck like you’re trying to prove something.

There’s no shame in lazy sex. You’re not fucking to burn calories — you’re doing it so you can get off. You can come hard without working hard. So go ahead, have your cake and eat it too.

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