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rture set, I hand my fob to a friend, who retrieves my vehicle and retrieves me at the entrance with a cigarillo prepared, to relax us en route to our hotel destination where I can dine on choice beef and dairy delicacies paired with a sparkling, unfermented wine. Let us dialogue a while, because in a while, we should plan on engaging as we have agreed upon engaging. Correct me if I am wrong, my love? Actually, let’s renege on those plans and simply retire to my abode where we may enjoy a cinematic classic from the vantage point of my heated hydrotherapy pool, partake in euphoric inhalations and share intercourse.</p><h2 id="c7bd">[Chorus]</h2><h2 id="3042">Verse:</h2><p id="81ec">In luxurious accommodations and automobiles, I delight in sharing my riches among my bedfellows. Enormous amounts of dividends, disregard the cliché about cash and aspirations. I still bear arms equipped with high-end laser technology, prepare crystalline and other stimulants to ingest, supply escorts and all the fashion one could imagine. A reckless self-indulgence, it may be! I sought to uncover hidden assets, thus the commerce with which I found myself trading. Though I am of far better means at present, among the finest clothiers, expensive transports, one might say I was living my best life, my dear friend.</p><h2 id="77c4">[Chorus]</h2><h2 id="64eb">Coda:</h2><p id="f847">Please note: this is vintage 1994 for your enjoyment. My manager, myself, my contemporaries, I speak on their behalf… Indeed, Indeed!</p><p id="3e2f">Uh.</p><figure id="9301"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*McWlzYj-5UzIHihPYYkm3g.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="064a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*78d4LvqqyLbIas5PaByg4Q.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="34f9"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*zo1-wo9yqEfWro4AVNB-2A.png"><figcaption>original lyrics</figcaption></figure><figure id="7cde"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*McWlzYj-5UzIHihPYYkm3g.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="2f33"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*b0oDkPFaCMjw8VJ5xYq2Ww.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="7907"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*zIbngAYLzI9zpe6zF906Iw.png"><figcaption>original lyrics continued</figcaption></figure><figure id="dcc4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*McWlzYj-5UzIHihPYYkm3g.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><div id="f84d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/the-essential-ernio-1e2ce508819a"> <div> <div> <h2>The Essential Ernio</h2> <div><h3>a list of collected works by Ernio Hernandez</h3></div> <div><p>m

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“Big Poppa” Lyrics for the Erudite

A verbose reinterpretation of Notorious B.I.G.’s signature ballad

geometric art by @ernio_art based on the Barron Claiborne photo

Verse:

To all the ladies in attendance with style and grace, Allow me to address you sensually in song: Who, might you ask, can successfully pen lyrics that could swoon all women? You may find said gentleman in the rear of the dance venue, sipping name-brand champagne. There too, you may find my entourage in the aforementioned section of the dance venue, courting women. Numerous inquiries, indulging in psychoactive substances, and music playing will not deter me from connecting with a woman with whom I hope to enjoy mutual pleasures. Perchance lay with, and never disclose our tryst, because I see no reason to divulge such actions merely because we aroused each other.

Let me explain, I am quite versed in courtship and when it comes to the sexual realm. Understand, my dear, I am rather endowed. It is unnecessary to act selfishly, I entertain many acquaintances in such a manner, have ample financial earnings and colleagues with similar credibility. I can provide transportation if you would like to join me later this evening. Invite some of your companions to also attend, I have an abundant amount of recreational treats.

Chorus:

I enjoy the endearing nickname that you have given me. Flail your limbs wildly to acknowledge yourself as a person of status. I enjoy the endearing nickname that you have given me. To all the women financially unburdening themselves in a cunningly misleading way. I enjoy the endearing nickname that you have given me. If by chance, you are in possession of a firearm, please refrain from using said weapon at our location for I plan to woo a number of women this evening in the hopes of perhaps starting a family, family.

Verse:

In all honesty, kind miss, I question you with sincerity. Most other men purport curiosity but under false pretense. I know not anyone convinced by their “What might I call you and what is your astrological symbol?” To upstage these cads, I allow them to purchase a libation then provide an escape with a subtle shift of focus in conversation. I posit about your passions and any associates that you may be in the company of. Generally pleasant discourse. I might then suggest we exchange contact information, and if your plans for the remainder of the evening coincide with mine and my party, relay the timing with your company. So then, if by chance, we might encounter one another later. With a scheduled departure set, I hand my fob to a friend, who retrieves my vehicle and retrieves me at the entrance with a cigarillo prepared, to relax us en route to our hotel destination where I can dine on choice beef and dairy delicacies paired with a sparkling, unfermented wine. Let us dialogue a while, because in a while, we should plan on engaging as we have agreed upon engaging. Correct me if I am wrong, my love? Actually, let’s renege on those plans and simply retire to my abode where we may enjoy a cinematic classic from the vantage point of my heated hydrotherapy pool, partake in euphoric inhalations and share intercourse.

[Chorus]

Verse:

In luxurious accommodations and automobiles, I delight in sharing my riches among my bedfellows. Enormous amounts of dividends, disregard the cliché about cash and aspirations. I still bear arms equipped with high-end laser technology, prepare crystalline and other stimulants to ingest, supply escorts and all the fashion one could imagine. A reckless self-indulgence, it may be! I sought to uncover hidden assets, thus the commerce with which I found myself trading. Though I am of far better means at present, among the finest clothiers, expensive transports, one might say I was living my best life, my dear friend.

[Chorus]

Coda:

Please note: this is vintage 1994 for your enjoyment. My manager, myself, my contemporaries, I speak on their behalf… Indeed, Indeed!

Uh.

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