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5 Undisclosed Secrets To Become Unbelievably Sharp At 03:57 Hours In The Morning
Because life is short and we have to accomplish 1,000,000 things before we expire
The best hustlers out there advising others to wake up by 5 in the morning. They say it changes life. No, that is not true. Do you know what really changes lives? When we wake up at 03:57 in the morning. Here is why.
There is no difference in trying to wake up at 5 in the morning as opposed to 6. Most people wake up at 6. The parks will be crowded, the breakfast places are going to be packed.
5 in the morning will be the new 6 in the new future. Why? Because everyone is listening to the advice of waking up at 5 in the morning!
So, no. We do not want to do that.
Why bother? We make adjustments to our lifestyle, waking up at 5 in the morning, just to find the same faces loitering around our neighborhood at 6 a few months ago.
That is terrible advice.
What we should really do is beat the competition before luminaries start realizing that 4 in the morning is the real deal.
How do we beat the 4 am, 5 am crowd?
Waking up at 03:57 hours in the morning is the best I can think of. These are my thought processes: -
- Luminaries love to choose complete time-slices, such as 3 am, 4 am. At 03:57 hours, I will have no competition.
- There is a psychological edge over the 4’sters. It feels like I woke up at 3 in the morning. This is the mentality of super-discount stores selling $2.00 chocolates at $1.99.
- It takes me 3 minutes to spring out of bed.
That is the waking-up part. How about the mental sharpness part?
You are in luck. I am revealing my undisclosed secrets harnessed and perfected over the past 500 years in this story, carefully distilled into the following pointers.
You better start reading them before I start monetizing these nuggets of wisdom via YouTube!
Do Not Walk. Do High Jumps. Bounce Around.
I think a lot. There are times where I think about walking and what it actually does.
It seems to me that walking is a series of one-legged low hops. The leg on the ground pushes us up in the air, and the other one is preparing itself for landing and subsequent propulsion.
Walking is good exercise for the 6’sters.
However, we are talking about becoming sharp and getting ready for the day at 03:57 hours. Walking will not wake us up.
We have to bounce our way to the breakfast place.
We will be alert and ready to go after 5 repetitions.
Take Caffeine Shots. Go Straight For The Powder.
I have always found people weird. Like they buy double, triple coffee shots on their way to work at 8 in the morning!
Okay, we have to find our unique way to survive the day.
As I mentioned, that is for the 8’sters.
For us, the 03:57 gang, double and triple shots do not work when it is diluted in a liquid form.
We have to take direct caffeine shots. Instead of taking the concentrated drink outright, we have to eat the powder without the liquid.
Yes, the effect can be felt almost instantaneously. We will feel sober at first and light on our feet 15 minutes later.
The effects are like heading for a hot spring sauna without the prescribed duration and the scorching temperatures.
We will become a Duracell bunny and Energiser bunny in no time.
Craft Your Impeccable Morning Schedule.
Bouncing around the neighborhood and eating coffee powder is not enough.
We will wake up about 21,900 mornings in our adult life between the age of 20 and 80. Make them count. There are many ways to start our day each morning. The best approach is to plan it out.
We have to have a detailed blueprint of our day between 03:57 and 06:49 hours. Use practical considerations as inputs to our life design. This is what I mean: -
- Allocate 22.67% of our time to reply to 7,068 emails accumulated over the sleep hours.
- Designate 24.7351% of our early morning to shoot content for YouTube.
- Utilize 30.5875% of our early morning time to have 1-to-1 meetings with our team members and business partners. Conversations are the easiest when we are mentally sharp and when they are dazed.
- Mark out specific pee-stops, a.k.a. pit-stops. Specific goals to inspire action. The best time to pee and poo is between 05:12 and 05:24 in the morning. As again, this is a general recommendation. You got to test it out to know what works. Personally, I pee happiest at 05:17 hours.
It is never easy to pursue a productive life. We have to keep trying.
An Unbelievable Summary at 03:57 In The Morning.
There is no point drifting along with the others. We either beat them or walk our own path.
When it comes to becoming productive in the early hours of the morning, we do what works. I recommend the following best practices: -
- Bounce around the neighborhood for 30 minutes.
- Eat coffee powder.
- Plan the morning and allocate time diligently.
- Designate time for pee and poo.
- Be detailed in the percentage allocation of time to an activity, preferably down to 5 decimal places such as 30.67865%.
We will be on an upward trajectory in life with exercise, caffeine shots, and specificity in place.
I say this with 500 years of life experience in me.
Aldric
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