4 Sex Toys Every Guy Should Try

Give yourself new kinds of pleasure

I don’t have a penis, but I know exactly what I’d do if I had one.

I’d spend a lot of time looking down at it — at least at first.

I’d probably have trouble keeping my hands off it, too. I don’t know how anyone can carry around something that soft and floppy without using it as a sausagey stress ball.

I might even practice working my hips until I got really good at helicoptering my chubby.

But mostly, I’d be sticking it in everything. Well, in anything that looks like it would feel good anyway.

I’d want to know what every wet, soft, squishy thing feels like against it. I’d want to explore the different ways they stroke against the head or tickle the frenulum.

I know exactly which toys I’d use first, too. They’re the ones that look the most intriguing and stimulating. The ones I’m jealous that my husband gets to enjoy and I don’t.

There are four in particular that I think every guy should get off with at least once — and then many, many more times.

A Realistic Fleshlight

Fleshlights are gorgeous little things.

They have a lot of the features you’d want in a stroker. The material is really soft but still firm enough to be stimulating. There are plenty of inner texture options with bumps and ridges that look incredibly pleasurable.

The plastic casing the stroker sits in is great too. It’s firm enough to get a really good grip on it and it won’t get too slippery if you accidentally get a bit of lube on it.

But the best part is the way the realistic ones are designed. Instead of just a hole, you get a beautiful, well-defined vulva complete with a nub for the clit.

That adds a visual element that’s got to be super satisfying.

You can look down and see the wet artificial vulva enveloped around your shaft. You can watch the lips part when your head slides in. You can see exactly what going balls deep looks like.

The Fleshlight toys that don’t have realistic designs look great, too. But there’s something special about the visual stimulation you can get from playing with something that looks like the real thing.

The Lovense Gush Vibrator

You can use any vibrator you want on your rod. But the Gush is designed specifically for it.

It has a shape that hugs your head and shaft so you can feel the vibrations all around, instead of just having them in one spot.

It’s flexible enough so that it accommodate just about any girth. That also means you can give it a squeeze to add some pressure and feel the vibrations deeper.

It even comes with a handy little band so you can strap the Gush to yourself and use it hands-free.

It’s a sturdy toy that doesn’t have the squish of a stroker. But it has some slight ridges to give you extra stimulation if you want to lube up and jerk with it.

It’s just a great, simple little toy — and super easy to clean too.

If you’ve never tried getting yourself off with vibrations, you should definitely give it a shot. And if you do it with a toy made specifically to pleasure what you’re packing, even better.

A Super Cool Tenga Spinner

Tenga makes a bunch of really cool strokers that have abstract designs.

They’re toys you can stroke off with. They’ve got stimulating inner textures. But there’s no realism, just pleasure.

And I’m a really big fan of all of them.

I love the affordable little Tenga Eggs. They’re great for people who want to test the waters before getting a more expensive stroker. And they’re perfect for enhancing a handjob too.

My husband’s a really big fan of the Tenga Flip. It’s way fancier than the eggs one, with different kinds of firmness and a body with some give so you can squeeze it around your shaft.

But my favorite ones to recommend are the Tenga Spinners.

They’re nice and squishy. They have a few options so you can pick your favorite bumps and ridges. But the best part is that it has an internal coil that makes it spin while you stroke.

I’ve never been good at giving those twisty handjobs — I’m more of a straight up and down kind of gal. And I guess that’s one of the reasons I’m so impressed with the Spinner — it twists like an eager pornstar’s hand. So you get to enjoy that extra stimulation without all the effort it normally takes.

The Arcwave Ion

Almost every penis toy I own does at least one of three things. It strokes. It vibrates. A few of them squeeze too.

The Arcwave Ion is the only one that does something else entirely.

It has a stretchy, rubbery, ribbed body that you can use to stroke with. But the main thing it does is deliver pinpointed pulses — right to your frenulum.

It’s basically a clit sucker, but for wangs.

And it has the same effects as a clit sucker. Intense stimulation. Powerful climaxes. And orgasms that feel different than the ones you’d get by just stroking the right bits.

Any decent toy is going to make you come. But the Ion is going to make you come differently. And that’s definitely something worth exploring.

Treat Your Stiffy to Something New

Like I said, I’m jealous.

There’s a whole world of penis pleasure out there and I have no way to experience any of it.

I can read about it. I can use toys on my husband. I can watch him get off with them. But that’s as close as I get.

All I can do is live it vicariously. But if you’ve got a rod, you can enjoy the real deal.

So don’t just helicopter your chubby — give it some of the best stimulation it can experience.

This post contains affiliate links to some amazing strokers and other awesome toys. If you click on one and treat yourself to anything from the site, I earn a small commission and you’ll be giving your rod the kind of pleasure it deserves!

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