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20 Funny Names for Your New Turtle

Why Settle for “Yertle” When You Can Go With “Slowpoke McTortoiseButt?”

Shelly

Speedy

Fluffy

Carol B Baskin

Silent Bob

Tom Shellack

MeShell

Tina Turtle

Aristurtle

Zippy

Sal Monella

Slowpoke McTortoisebutt

Alice B. Tortoise

Missy Shelliot

Swim Shady

Shellvester Stalone

Captain Turt

Cardi T

Yortise the Tortoise

Turtilini

Turt Reynolds

(These are all names of actual turtles. Thanks to the Turtles Turtles Turtles and Friendly Turtle and Tortoise Owners Facebook groups for sharing them with me! Does your turtle have a funny name that isn’t included here? Post it in the Comments section and I’ll add it to the list.)

Writing Coach and editor-for-hire Roz Warren, who writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times, can help you improve and publish your work. Drop her a line at [email protected]. (That’s Ros with an “s,” not a “z.”)