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SINGLE LIFESTYLE

10 Universal Laws Of Being a 50+ Year Old Single Guy

After years of traveling around the country, conducting research with hundreds of single guys over 50 years old, I have come up with some Undisputed, Universal Laws.

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Here are the Universal Laws of Being a Single Guy 50+ years old. In no particular order:

1.You can sit on whatever furniture you want in your house while wearing just your underwear and no one will complain.

2. Leftover frozen pizza is a perfect breakfast — even four days in a row!

3. You can save on water as the dishwasher is only used about once a month or so.

4. You can sit in your home alone and cry at sappy Hallmark Channel Rom-Coms and nobody will ever know!

5. You are not required to remember anyone’s birthday.

6. You can burp as loud as you want without anyone saying “ewwww, that’s gross!”

7. You won’t get annoyed by someone talking during Sunday and Monday Night Football.

8. You look perfectly natural sitting at a bar drinking a beer by yourself.

9. The toilet seat isn’t an issue.

10. Your buddy will not expect you to show up for his third wedding ceremony and will completely understand why you didn’t.

So there you have it, 10 Universal Laws of Single Men 50+ years old. If you feel something has been missed, please add to the comments.

Singles
Single Life
Over 50
Relationship Advice
Men
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