10 Things You Must Do With That Extra Hour When Daylight Saving Ends

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urchased five years ago, and neither used nor cancelled, ever. You will, without a doubt, lose at least 50 pounds by Thanksgiving!</li><li>You can stalk your ex on social media.</li><li>You can write that romantic novella you’ve been planning since childhood.</li><li>You can finally try that scrumptious vegan recipe you’ve bookmarked since forever.</li><li>You can read that bestselling self-help book on procrastination you bought that’s been adorning your bookshelf for three years.</li><li>You can clean your apartment — something you were last able to accomplish on the first Sunday of November of the previous year.</li><li>You can do yoga or meditate. Eh… Nah! Whom are we kidding?</li><li>You can indulge in a hobby such as square dancing, playing Quidditch, or bird watching.</li><li>You can water your houseplants if they’re still alive.</li><li>You can fly to Mars — ok, scratch that last. Going to Mars would take at least 80 days, even for Elon Musk.</li></ol><p id="2077">The possibilities are fathomless, and so is your imagination.</p><p id="3f36">But in all honesty, if you’re a normal person — like me — the most likely things you’re going to end up doing with that extra hour, in descending order of probability, are:</p><ol><li>Sleeping in</li><li>Browsing on your phone</li><li>Watching YouTube or Netflix</li><li>Reading daylight saving jokes</li><li>Wondering

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where that extra hour went, on Monday</li></ol><p id="8d7b">All daylight saving starting or ending does is confuse your body and throw off your circadian rhythm. In short, jetlag without the benefits of travel. Changing time can also cause sleep deprivation, trigger mental illnesses, bipolar diseases, etc.</p><p id="25d1">Who needs an extra hour of 2020, anyway? It’s been one hell of a rotten year. If anything, we probably need to spring forward once again this fall, so 2021 gets here sooner. Any takers?</p><p id="096a">If this story tickled your funny bone, you might also like the next one too.</p><div id="2e4d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/4-ridiculously-simple-ways-to-boost-your-readership-7d6a1adf45b2"> <div> <div> <h2>4 Ridiculously Simple Ways to Boost Your Readership</h2> <div><h3>I mean ridiculous & simple, but mostly ridiculous.</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/1*lqW-ffJyBgvp5S4AEnarXg.jpeg)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="19b3">Want more laughs? <a href="https://exciting-teacher-6474.ck.page/d35fae3f6d">Keep in touch, friends</a>.</p></article></body>

#0 — Don’t sleep through it.

The most awaited hour of the year is just around the corner — no, I don’t mean wild, no-rules birthday sex with your wife. Get your mind out of the gutter. I mean the first Sunday of November when daylight savings ends.

It is the hour you can time-travel in the past without worrying about getting back to the present in one piece.

The countless things you can accomplish in that one hour that you haven’t in your entire damn life. That one hour — standing between you and greatness — is sure to launch you on a lifelong trajectory of success.

If Hermione could save Buckbeak, save Sirius AND help her friends escape Lupin in three hours in The Prisoner of Azkaban, I’m sure we muggles can ace at least one of these things in an hour.

Let your imagination run amok!

You can use that gym membership you purchased five years ago, and neither used nor cancelled, ever. You will, without a doubt, lose at least 50 pounds by Thanksgiving!

You can stalk your ex on social media.

You can write that romantic novella you’ve been planning since childhood.

You can finally try that scrumptious vegan recipe you’ve bookmarked since forever.

You can read that bestselling self-help book on procrastination you bought that’s been adorning your bookshelf for three years.

You can clean your apartment — something you were last able to accomplish on the first Sunday of November of the previous year.

You can do yoga or meditate. Eh… Nah! Whom are we kidding?

You can indulge in a hobby such as square dancing, playing Quidditch, or bird watching.

You can water your houseplants if they’re still alive.

You can fly to Mars — ok, scratch that last. Going to Mars would take at least 80 days, even for Elon Musk.

The possibilities are fathomless, and so is your imagination.

But in all honesty, if you’re a normal person — like me — the most likely things you’re going to end up doing with that extra hour, in descending order of probability, are:

Sleeping in

Browsing on your phone

Watching YouTube or Netflix

Reading daylight saving jokes

Wondering where that extra hour went, on Monday

All daylight saving starting or ending does is confuse your body and throw off your circadian rhythm. In short, jetlag without the benefits of travel. Changing time can also cause sleep deprivation, trigger mental illnesses, bipolar diseases, etc.

Who needs an extra hour of 2020, anyway? It’s been one hell of a rotten year. If anything, we probably need to spring forward once again this fall, so 2021 gets here sooner. Any takers?

If this story tickled your funny bone, you might also like the next one too.

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10 Things You Must Do With That Extra Hour When Daylight Saving Ends

#0 — Don’t sleep through it.

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