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Authenticity weighs graded on three questions.
What is your name?
Your birth date?
Your favorite color?
Open-ended questions wrap in seconds, not harping nonstop music.
We are no intention of knowing the meaning of your name, who kept it, or why you dislike it. Bloody please note it.
We ask about the birth date, not your sun sign, not your place of birth or the mode of delivery normal-cesarean. Cut the crap.
The last stretch behaves elastically. Um, pink at some point, I guess blue or I’m pretty in yellow until you cut the person’s tongue. God sake! Forgive me for inquiring.
It is preferable to learn the errors of others; instead of hitting all of them.
When prompted, favorite color?
I rhyme VIBGYOR.
Cause girls will be girls.