Zombies are Coming

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Costco but please leave the guns behind.</p><p id="3fa1">Why Costco? Because Costco has solid cement walls and all the provisions we will need. But what’s most important is that you can’t get into Costco without a membership. Zombies don’t have memberships.</p><p id="71cc">Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to go to Costco and we’re going to dig a very big hole. We’re going to take all the Furniture and everything that’s combustible and we’re going to throw it into the hole then we will set it on fire and finally we’ll sprinkle green peas all over the ashes.</p><p id="a50c">Now, here’s the good part. The zombies arrive at Costco. Costco is not discriminatory. They don’t care whether you’re black

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white or green. They don’t care whether you’re a vampire, werewolf or a zombie. You can’t get in without a membership.The zombies will line up to get their memberships and and come into the store one at a time.</p><p id="c497">And when they go to take a pea we’ll sneak up behind them And kick ’em in the ashhole.</p><figure id="f245"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*2wNmaDbT3Z7CsDRr.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><h2 id="fb2a">This story is published in a Few Words, Medium’s publication that only accepts stories under 500 words.</h2><h2 id="0259">If you have a few meaningful words to say and want to be a writer in our publication, visit here.</h2></article></body>

Zombies are Coming

source Siobhan Bennett

Zombies are coming and I need you to join with me to deal with them once and for all.

There are those who believe that zombies can be stopped with rifles or shotguns.

This is a terrible fallacy. Guns don’t stop zombies. Zombies are already dead. Bullets just pass right through them and the sound of gunfire attracts more zombies. Gunfire is like dinner bells to zombies.

When the invasion begins I want you to come and join me at Costco but please leave the guns behind.

Why Costco? Because Costco has solid cement walls and all the provisions we will need. But what’s most important is that you can’t get into Costco without a membership. Zombies don’t have memberships.

Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to go to Costco and we’re going to dig a very big hole. We’re going to take all the Furniture and everything that’s combustible and we’re going to throw it into the hole then we will set it on fire and finally we’ll sprinkle green peas all over the ashes.

Now, here’s the good part. The zombies arrive at Costco. Costco is not discriminatory. They don’t care whether you’re black white or green. They don’t care whether you’re a vampire, werewolf or a zombie. You can’t get in without a membership.The zombies will line up to get their memberships and and come into the store one at a time.

And when they go to take a pea we’ll sneak up behind them And kick ’em in the ashhole.