Zelenskyy and NATO Fire Trans Stiletto Missiles At Russia

Russia’s defense against satanic NATO threat: missiles and mobiki

Putin and Patriarch Kirill announced that Russia will respond to NATO’s launch of missiles Parent 1 and Parent 2 with full mobilization and withdraw Russia from the START nuclear arms treaty. Billionaire crony cleric Kiril demanded that Putin save the four regions Russia has annexed from the horde of high-heel clad Zelensky boy-band clones launched against Russia by NATO.

Chechnya’s TikTok warrior, Putin’s praetorian guardian, Ramzan Kadyrov, agreed, threatening a nuclear response to NATO’s transgender missiles:

“Russia will never let itself lose a battle. We will press the button and ‘salam aleikum’ (Peace be upon you / you — Arabic translation). Why do we need a world without Russia? Let’s all die. Why can these bastards live if we don’t? So let’s all die. Then we will go to heaven and they will go to hell,” said Kadyrov with a smile on his face.”

Ramzan Kadyrov mocks transgender NATO members

“There will never be such a thing in Russia,” …(he) said, posting two pictures of the transgender NATO members on his Telegram channel. He added that these are the values the West is trying to promote in Russia. “Give us a normal enemy, a manly one, so that we can tell our grandchildren how terrible and dangerous he was. And what’s that? Who’s that? How can we tell our grandchildren about them?” stated Russia’s Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov on NATO’s transgender members.”

NATO cautious about transgender culture war Wunderwaffen

NATO’s French and German-led “don’t humiliate Russia” axis of prudence warned against supplying Ukraine with Gender 5 and Gender 6 HIMARS and ATACMS capable of demolishing Russian traditional Christian family values at long range.

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz announced that he couldn’t free the Leopards without Ukrainian guarantees that two male Leopards wouldn’t share spare parts and fuel supplies. Scholz also sought Ukrainian guarantees that their crews would not wear underwear of a gender different from that assigned at birth to avoid provoking a nuclear response from Russia.

And NATO certainly shouldn’t supply Ukraine with satanic submarines with gay crew members to threaten Sebastopol, since Russia would view such escalation as an existential threat. This could trigger further retaliation by Russia: gender re-reassignment operations. Russia also said it would close its borders to Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, and Kazakh/Kirghiz/Uzbek/Turkmeni/Tadzhiki-Stan to any men fleeing mobilization whose underwear did not match their gender assigned at birth. Russia also blamed radiation from NATO’s Gender 5 and Gender 6 HIMARS and ATACMS for unfulfilled mobik quotas and attacks on mobilization officers.

To decrease US support for Ukraine, Prigozhin’s Internet Research Agency and RT flooded social media with extravagant praise of Tennessee’s ban on drag shows, putting a real drag on red-state support for Ukraine. They played up Marjorie Taylor Greene’s call for “national divorce”, portraying Russia as the ultimate Republican ideal, a gigantic Christian Republican red state with no woke blue coasts. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy said the Republican majority House would not write a “blank check” to support a woke re-gendered Ukraine with a president dancing in boy-band videos in high heels, a view more emphatically seconded by Marjorie T(wo) G(enders follow the science).

MTG’S scary future for Ukraine

At a rally, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) promised that if Republicans win the elections, U.S. aid to Ukraine will be gone, something not everyone in her party agrees with.

Meanwhile, Zelenskyy said that Russia was the real trans country — a terrorist mafia-with-a-flag institutional transvestite cross-dressing as a country. He said he knew every country had a mafia, but Russia was unique — the mafia has the country. Russia responded that it’s ready to fight an endless war of attrition against Zelenskyy’s Nazi stilettos aimed like a transgender dagger at Russia’s Orthodox Christian cultural heart (though defended by Muslim Chechen TikTok warriors).

“While amassing troops on the border of Ukraine in 2021, Putin intensified his rhetoric characterizing LGBTQ equality as evidence of strategic Western aggression against Russia. Speaking directly against Western “gender ideology” that recognizes the existence and health needs of transgender people, Putin told a reporter that it is a “simply monstrous moment when children are pushed to believe from early on that a boy can easily become a girl, and vice versa. They are pushed to believe they have a choice, imposed while parents are swept aside. Calling a spade a spade, this is close to a crime against humanity dressed up in the name and under the flag of progress.”

Western and Ukrainian media debunked this Russian disinformation with images of the Kremlin’s Little Napoleon raised as high in his own heels as Zelenskyy in his boy-band video spoof:

Russian military spokesman Bakhmut Bob Konashenkov announced that time is on Russia’s side, reporting Russia’s fourth conquest of the city’s east-side garbage dump and its neighboring petrol station.

Pronouns sink Chinese bid to mediate like the Moskva

China offered to mediate, calling for a ceasefire and negotiations in Mandarin’s genderless pronouns. Olaf Scholz, anxious to lower the geopolitical temperature after NATO’s launch of Gender 5 and Gender 6 HIMARS and ATACMS, suggested German as the language of negotiation, since in German turnips have sex and girls don’t (das Mädchen).

That proposal didn’t fly since Putin, fluent in German from his KGB days in the walled East Germany he still misses, refused to negotiate in a language with a non-binary pronoun that says girls don’t have sex. But maybe not, since life is too short to learn German, and waiting for the verb to show up during negotiations in German would only lengthen the war of attrition.

So Ukraine’s Jewish comedian president Zelenskiy for once agreed with Putin and proposed negotiations in Yiddish, often called German with a sense of humor. Since Yiddish has no non-binary pronouns Zelenskiy thought Putin might accept it. Putin rejected this idea, calling Zelenskiy a “schnorrer” (moocher in Yiddish). MTG agreed, having learned the term from a Jewish space laser. China President Xi Jin Ping considered giving up, calling both sides “meshugge”.

China’s incentives to mediate

Don’t believe for a minute that China offered to mediate just to use its genderless pronouns to de-escalate Putin’s war against NATO’s satanic trans missiles:

Personal pronouns

There is no difference between subject pronouns and object pronouns in Cantonese. There is no grammatical gender, either.

China loses out in a long war of attrition. That’s why its 12-point mediation offer reiterates the UN Charter’s “territorial integrity” clause and respect for states’ “sovereignty”, in a nod to Ukraine’s peace plan.

View this mediation plan as part of China’s “no limits” two-on-one alliance to overturn the US-led post-WWII order, with its call for the West to abandon its “cold war mentality” and for an end to “military blocs”. This is code for ending US alliances with China’s neighbors that encircle it. China remembers how its WWII US ally encircled Japan with air bases. Its Russia alliance, artificial island building, and Belt and Road debt-financed infrastructure program are designed as encirclement-breakers. But a long war of attrition makes Belt and Road debt repayments harder when the borrowers’ populations are hungry due to Ukrainian grain exports blocked by Russia.

Russia’s Foreign Minister, Sergey Lavrov, welcomed China’s offer to mediate. He’s worried about these well-heeled Ukrainian troops cutting Russia’s land bridge to Crimea when led by the higher-heeled dancing Zelenskiy …

… and cutting his mistress’ daughter’s air bridge between her five million GBP London townhouse and Moscow. He was recently deployed in New Delhi as the Kremlin’s comedian to compete with Zelenskyy:

But in Hollywood, America has a large enough stockpile of soft power trans missiles to turn Russia’s war machine into a mobiki meatgrinder:

Putin may have his own hypersonic high heels and Wagner chef. But America’s satanic soft power deploys Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis, and Jack Lemmon.

With both combatants’ presidents raising the height of their heels, it looks like Russia’s holy war against NATO’s satanic trans missiles won’t end until we find out how short — of funds, chips, weapons and height — Little Napoleon Putin really is.