SARCASM

Your Titles vs My Brain

The Simon Dillon edition

Your title: Writing Major Plot Twists My brain: Dear Diary…

Your title: Love and Other Punishments My brain: The prequel to Marriage, Divorce, and Other Punishments

Your title: When to Write Ambiguous Endings My brain: You mean like this?

Your title: Asset-Strip Your Failed Manuscripts My brain: Ouch. Why did I just get a bikini wax flash through my mind?

Your title: Regression Part 4 of 4 My brain: If it’s Part 4, wouldn’t that be a progression? O.o

Your title: Be a Storyteller Not a Preacher My brain: People’s Exhibit A here, Your Honor!

Your title: The Real Reason Some Star Wars Fans Hated The Last Jedi My brain: Never saw it. Let the booing and hissing commence.

Your title: Stop Saying Home Cinema Systems Are As Good As Real Cinemas My brain: Because they aren’t “as good as”, they’re better!

Your title: Why the Book Isn’t Always Better than the Film My brain: Blasphemy!

Your title: Why the Best Tragedies Are Funny My brain: Because, well, life.

Your title: Ten Great Marriages in Film My brain: And I missed every damn one of them. #WomanhoodCardRevoked

Your title: Simon Dillon: Where Did He Come From, and Can We Put Him Back? My brain: But why would you want to?!

Terry Trueman, a new twist on an old series?

Scott Hughey (TheWriteScott), wanna be my victim, er uh, target, I mean, damn, (cough) muse??

al vita Zein. Good night! ~ The Lawrence Welk Show