Your Secret Roadmap to Staying Young and Beautiful
A poem that’s also a secret recipe for a long and happy life
Hi, there! My name is Eden and I’m new to this pub. I’m so excited to be here, I decided to share this super-secret little ditty I wrote, as a gift to you! It helps you remember the basics of a wholesome, balanced life.
IDEA: Maybe you could sing it to yourself at the gym? Or in down dog. Or in line at the grocery store! Wherever.
I know I sure do. Well, at least when I’m not — you know — trying to act all professional and cool, and stuff.
But whether you choose to sing it to teach your kids a lesson (bonus: it will embarrass them if you’re in public,) or to freak out that creepy guy who keeps checking out your ass on the stair-stepper — either way, it’s super helpful.
Without further ado! I give you:
Elixir of Youth
Life goes by too fast; So I really must Stay off my ass So it’s not a bust
I do meditate Every day, 8 and 8! There’s nothing that’s not Gluten-free on my plate
It’s all whole organic (I took that big leap!) I no longer panic And I get good sleep
I live for my love, My sons and my daughter So I make damn sure To drink my spring water
And air! It’s so cheap! But my life is NOT So I breathe real deep Since one’s all I’ve got
And now for the deeper, more chocolatey-rich layer to this happy little tune:
To heal any pain I never complain Instead, I relax And manifest rain
My thoughts, they turn Into things, you see (Your thoughts do too! Believe you, me!)
The End. :)
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May there always be light on your path…






