Your Pillow Sucks, Dude!

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the clueless prey Mike seeks to sell “the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever own.”So I did a little research while I was up to discover what makes Mike’s pillow “the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever own?” Is it those wonderful goose down feathers plucked from only the softest geese? Yeah, right. Not quite!Mike’s fabulous pillow is foam-filled! Crappy pieces of foam, people. As cheap as it gets.Did you know Mike gets an F rating from the Better Business Bureau? Does that sound like he sells “the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever own?”That F in part, comes from deceptive advertising practices. Now there’s a surprise. And did you know he’s also hustling an unproven Covid-19 cure? This guy is some piece of work!Let me quote a few people who voiced their opinion on his product after purchasing one of M

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ike’s pillows:“Horrible quality pillow. Sinks like the titanic. Neck dead. Horrid.”“Worst pillow ever! Filled with shredded old foam from who knows where, gross”“The one I have bunches up and I cannot straighten them out. Also, don’t wash — it takes forever to dry and will turn a dingy yellow. In my opinion it is an over priced garbage pillow.”“Not worth the price. It’s no different than any other pillow I’ve ever owned. Do not waste your money.”……………………………………………………………………………………Not exactly ringing endorsements. And this guy is one of our ex-president’s buddies. Now there’s a big surprise!But I’m wasting my breath here. I need to go out and buy his pillow so I can sleep — and order his Covid cure so I won’t need to wait on line to get vaccinated — before he sells out.</article></body>

Another American “used car salesman”

It didn’t take Mike Lindell’s stance on Donald Trump’s “stolen” election to make me think he was a shameless hustler. I’ve seen those commercials for “MY PILLOW.” OMG!

Let me give you a hint, Mike. Wanna know why I’m up at 3 AM? Because I was bored with the pandemic and went to sleep at 7 PM!

Not being an insomniac, I’m just not the clueless prey Mike seeks to sell “the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever own.”

So I did a little research while I was up to discover what makes Mike’s pillow “the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever own?” Is it those wonderful goose down feathers plucked from only the softest geese? Yeah, right. Not quite!

Mike’s fabulous pillow is foam-filled! Crappy pieces of foam, people. As cheap as it gets.

Did you know Mike gets an F rating from the Better Business Bureau? Does that sound like he sells “the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever own?”

That F in part, comes from deceptive advertising practices. Now there’s a surprise. And did you know he’s also hustling an unproven Covid-19 cure? This guy is some piece of work!

Let me quote a few people who voiced their opinion on his product after purchasing one of Mike’s pillows:

“Horrible quality pillow. Sinks like the titanic. Neck dead. Horrid.”

“Worst pillow ever! Filled with shredded old foam from who knows where, gross”

“The one I have bunches up and I cannot straighten them out. Also, don’t wash — it takes forever to dry and will turn a dingy yellow. In my opinion it is an over priced garbage pillow.”

“Not worth the price. It’s no different than any other pillow I’ve ever owned. Do not waste your money.”

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Not exactly ringing endorsements. And this guy is one of our ex-president’s buddies. Now there’s a big surprise!

But I’m wasting my breath here. I need to go out and buy his pillow so I can sleep — and order his Covid cure so I won’t need to wait on line to get vaccinated — before he sells out.