You want a writing tip, folks? Have some friggin’ imagination.
If I see the following image again, I’m gonna lose my shit. In fact, after looking at my MPP February payout, I’ve already lost my shit, so stand back.
I never liked this image the first time I saw it and think it sucks ass even worse, now. If this is the best you can do, GTFOH.
What is wrong with you? Tell you what: I will never read a story with this tired pic of this tired chick pretending to lose her shit. You want to see someone really lose their shit? Keep using this. Or come over to my house, one or the other. I’ll slap some sense into you.
You’re welcome.