
You Know You’re a Writer When…
17 ridiculous facts that will no doubt prove you are the next Hemingway
- You’re so tired your eyes are closing but you continue typing away at your keyboard anyway because this is the one piece that will become viral… you just know it.
- You wake in the middle of the night to check your stats, literally.
- You look at your friends and colleagues more than characters in a novel or article. Seriously, I have a gold mine of very interesting characters! (just kidding. Maybe!)
- An idea comes to you and even though you were just about to finally close your eyes, you have to at least get the title down, right? Then 3 hours later, your eyes puffy and almost completely closed, but the sun is coming up. Oh, how quickly you forgot your day job!
- When you want to use an alias so you can have complete freedom to write about all those interesting characters but then how will people know it was you who stayed up all night writing that masterpiece?
- When staying in to write is more fun than going out, not that any of us go out anymore.
- When staying in to write is more satisfying than oh wait, never mind!
- You buy books from authors you want to emulate. You love books; you revere books; you display them like art, and you never let go of the good ones.
- The number one item on your bucket list is to become a writer that actually gets paid to write. What a novel idea!
- The number two item on your bucket list is to write an actual novel. One that people will buy.
- You have a million novels already written inside your mind.
- Your retirement plan is to write that novel. Seriously.
- You have a ridiculously expensive collection of magazine subscriptions that would be completely boring to anyone else
- You have a framed New York Times cover from August 17th, 1963 on your wall next to some other prints of New York. You love New York, oh wait, that’s me. Sorry!
- You cringe when you see someone fold a page in a novel.
- You spend hours fantasizing about all the places you could suavely write, and all the cafes that will get those creative juices flowing faster than your vanilla latte.
- You curse yourself because it’s really, really late and you’re still writing!
- You will never understand how your writing was rejected because obviously, it’s the best damn masterpiece ever written by man ever obviously.
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