IT'S GONNA BE A GIGGLE
You Gotta Laugh at These Crypto Price Predictions for 2025 and Beyond
Bitcoin is going ballistic. Sushi is smouldering. Litecoin’s looking up.
WOW!
When people invest in crypto, they really get invested, don’t they?
They invest their heart and their soul, and their common sense — well, not common sense, you can’t invest what you don’t have.
“Bitcoin is going ballistic! Ethereum is the new plutonium — it’s going nuclear! Sushi is going down!”
I can’t argue with the last one if it’s served at my favourite Japanese restaurant.
There are forecasters and fortune-tellers, pessimists and prophets of doom. And those staring into their crystal ball have two things in common, dogmatic conviction and no sense of humour.
Don’t laugh — it makes the soothsayers angry.
Bitcoin will be worth $113,373 by mid-2025.
CrypotNewZ forecast Bitcoin is expected to reach $113,373 by mid-2025 and $126,127 by the end of 2025.
“😂😀😂👏👏👍”
“😡😡😡”
“Oh! Sorry, you were being serious.”
“👅”
“How do you know?”
“We looked at the graphs.”
“So you can tell from a graph that it is going to go up in the next three years by 384%?”
“Yes 🥂.”
“But it has gone up 1,000% in the last three years, so why not the same?”
“Cause.”
“Cause what?”
“Just cause, alright!”
“What about the three years from 2017 when it went down by over 70%?”
“😡😡😡”
“😎”
Sushi will surprise its fans by pegging the future price at $16.8 by 2025
Technical analysis forecasts Sushi to be worth six times as much in 2025 compared to its current 2022 price.
I suppose it depends on who you listen to. In their latest long-term prognosis, Coin Price Forecast said it would be 2031 before it reached $11.35.
“What is this technical analysis, anyway?”
“You know, we look at pricing trends. Pivotal developments have impacted the Sushi price pushing it in a positive direction. Sushi surpasses all other merits of this crypto asset that is sure to crown it as a Jewel in the world of digital currencies.”
“But, it’s down 87% from the Spring?”
“The only hurdle in the way of the prosperity of Sushi cryptocurrency is enormous dependability on decentralized apps for which the prices are purely dependent on market movement. Sushi being “Liquidity in the hands of the investor” is done full justice to. The entire platform of Sushi revolves around Liquidity and all the more so when users are not using Sushi, they can still benefit from the partial earning reaping a handsome reward.”
“What does that actually mean?”
“😡😡😡”
“😲”
Litecoin 5-year forecast price prediction: $352
Wallet Investor — LTC is an outstanding long-term investment. Litecoin predictions are updated every 3 minutes with the latest prices by smart technical analysis.
“So, this prediction of yours is going to change in three minutes?”
“No 😡”
“But that is what you said — you literally say your predictions are updated every three minutes. Should I wait to see what your next prediction is before I buy it?”
“We predict future values with technical analysis for a wide selection of digital coins like Litecoin. If you are looking for virtual currencies with good returns, LTC can be a profitable investment option.”
“Can I do due diligence first? What information are you basing your predictions on?”
“Based on our forecasts, a long-term increase is expected. The price prognosis for a 5-year investment is expected to be around +241.65%.”
“Yeah, but what are you basing your forecasts on? What information do you collate, how do you assess it, and how do you come up with these expected prices?”
“It’s the same as any investment 😡”
“If I was going to buy stock in a company, I’d look for at its profitability, revenue, assets, liabilities, management and growth potential. From those, I could calculate a company’s financial ratios to determine the feasibility of the investment. Is that the same as buying crypto?”
“Yes. Kinda.”
“Okay. If I buy and hold Litecoin, how do I make money?”
“The price goes up.”
“Does it pay a dividend?”
“Well, no...”
“Does it make anything it can sell?”
“Look, if everyone is buying it, the price goes up and you make money.”
“Okay. I get this now. I buy it and hope someone else will buy it off me in the future for more than I paid for it?”
“Well, yes, but…”
“So if I buy it, it is in my interest to make wild price predictions for the future so it will entice others to buy it and I can make more money when I sell it?”
“😡😡😡”
“😀😂😀😂👏👏👍😁✋🤣🤣”
Final prediction
Okay, it’s not so much a prediction as a hunch. It’s based on this graph.
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