You gotta be kidding me.

Who is it Gutbloom, who?

Tell me or I’ll start recommending the self-help articles.

Tell me or I’ll heckle your meetings. You probably think I’m way too polite to scream at a political rally: “Cut the crap and show us your plonker.” … but I’m not!

Tell me or I’ll make a hitler video about you!

You’d probably like that; there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

Tell me or I’ll make an ugly scene on the streets of Medium.

Tell me or I’ll die of curiosity like the cat.

Tell me or I’ll make a whole host of hollow empty threats…

Just tell me.

Just do it.