You got that right!
I have boycotted Kellogs for thirty years.
Yet I have transformed from a decrier of all-things-Kelloggs to a Pro-Kelloggs avtivist due to a single action by this company.
I can hardly wait until the stores open tomorrow so I can post photos of me and my kids all over the internet (watch this space) eating their cereal and posing with their trademark boxes in support of their move to withdraw advertising from Breitbart.
Breitbart, in their usual tactful and diplomatic way, have slandered and libelled Kellogs with articles of questionable authenticity and their use of the #dumpkelloggs hashtag all over Twitter. The message is clear to their current advertisers:
Keep advertising with us or we will write spiteful denigrating articles about your company
Does this bully-boy tone sound familiar?
If so, it’s probably because Fuckface Von Clownstick has appointed the previous boss of Breitbart as his chief strategist.
I gotta sign off now.. I need to clear some space for the pallets of cornflakes I’m gonna order.