Yer High Skool Movie

HEY Ignitz, remember whens you was in th3 movies? When you was in Hi-Skool and all the kool kidz liked you too!!

Lunchtime in the Cafeteria of Whatevs and Sick Burns

Malory: OMG, Nerd Girl is looking at us. Let’s invite her over and pretend to be her friend!

Valerie: That is sooooo Cray!

Footballist Jockalot: URRRH

So, according to Cantor there’s a one-to-one correspondence between the elements of each of these infinite sets but if that’s true then — **hey! a booger!!**

Ah, the Cafeteria where you shouldn’t sit by the wrong people

Cause I remember Prime Gonna Kick YER ASS Season

hurry, somebody get Mr. Anderson — fights are restricted to the church after school!

HEy dork, you didn’t stand for the pledge of alley gents, we’re gonna kick yer ass!

Fight, fight, fight, honestly Johnny don’t you ever think of anything else. What do you want to be when you grow up?!?

Johnny: RARRGHAHRH

Oh Forget I asked, you see these fingers I’m holding up on my forehead you know what they spell?

No they don’t spell the number 7!! That’s what you think because you’re upside down right now, it spells L for Loser, you loser!

I’m going out behind the gym to have a smoke, you dumb jerk!

Nice Girl NELL: So you come out here to smoke a lot, I’ve never smoked but I’ve always wanted to try to take a puff on a big long smoke stick! It seems like it sure would be soooo nice!

Cool Sensitive Loner Guy: Heh, heh, Yeaahh

Nice Girls Wanna Get Laid Too!

Yesh Ignitz, sing to us of the rage of Johhny Football when Good Girl Nell won’t do it with him because Suzie is her friend, OF how the name Nell is like super creative and you know she is a special person who scrapbooks life to the utmost!

But now the curtain lifts, the lovely suburban 3 bedroom 2 bath house of the Family of Nell Virgin Princess! The Funny thing is the movie says this is what a poor person lives like!

OH NO! A SCARLET PIMPLE, NELL!

Oh Nell, I overheard Johnny Football talking to Billy Racetrack and he said more than a handful is a waste! And I have it Nell, I have it! **I HAVE THE MORE THAN A HANDFUL!**

DAH PROM

Nell: Despite being Hollywood poor if we take this interesting material and the gift of imagination which you know I have because of my interesting hair, we can make a really magical dress that all the rich kids will point at and laugh until they vomit!

Girls at costume store: The perks of working at a costume store! TRA LALA LA LA!

MR. AND MRS. VIRGIN PRINCESS, I promise on my word as a member of chess club to have your daughter Chlamydia home unspoiled before midnight!

SHOWING UP SHOWING OUT

IGNITZ: WHO? OLDZ!!

OH ITGNITZ I SO HAPPUY I DANCE LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT!

IGNITZ: That’s better.

DANCE WITH ME IGNOTZ OH NELL

THE END — Denouement — WHATCHAMACALLIT

Remember in the scene where you were just a stoner loser, and you would stay a stoner loser forevs but for that single shining moment it didn’t matter because the popular girl who had options in life kissed you and would never talk to you again, yeah WOW!

This article, for want of a better word, was most probably written by IG Agent 77, based on DNA tests conducted on the vomit around the edges of the plain brown envelope it was delivered in.

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