Yelp Reviews of Last Night’s Dinner by Local Toddlers
“Heaven on a plastic Elmo plate!”
Jacob R Age 2 5 stars
Chicken nuggets are as basic as it comes, but when done well, they’re almost as special as me! Resplendently juicy, tender cuts of chicken, a flavorful sweet and sour dipping sauce, a little spice. Magnifique! It was heaven on a plastic Elmo plate!
Arabella W Age 4 1 star
After a completely average meal of peanut butter and jelly with a side of carrot sticks, I used my Groupon for a “relaxing” bath. Ha! The water managed to be simultaneously too hot and too cold, the bubbles were not big enough, and the dog ate my purple bath poof. I’ll be back for breakfast only if I receive a full refund and a groveling apology from the staff!
Wayne F Age 3 4 stars
I’m thoroughly impressed! An expansive menu that isn’t overwhelming, excellent beverage selection, classy yet familiar ambiance, and of course, stellar service. Homemade chocolate chip cookies to die for. I’m still totally going to tantrum at bedtime, though. Hugs!
Ella N Age 3 1/2 2 stars
Sadly, the menu I drew on the wall with a red Sharpie while I was supposed to be napping was an unreliable predictor of what actually came to the table. I clearly stated that I wanted pizza for dinner, yet I was given some sort of egg monstrosity with green bits in it. I sent it back at once. And by that I mean I threw it at the ceiling fan.
Evan Age 19 months 1 star
It smelled like food. Booooooooooo!
