MUSIC MASH UPS, TRACK 14
Yelp!
A parody of Help! by The Beatles
Yelp!
(Sung to the tune Help!)
Yelp, I need biscotti Yelp, not just plain biscotti Yelp, you know I need a chef, Yelp
When I was thinner, so much fitter than today I didn’t need the internet to search in any way But now those days are gone, and I’m not well health insured Now I find I’ve lost my mind from eating all those s’mores
Yelp me if you can, blood sugar’s down And I do need Yelp to lose a couple pounds Yelp me ‘fore I’m six feet underground Won’t you please, please Yelp me
And now my life‘s arranged by amazon and waze My every last cent gone from shopping nights and days With each review I write, I need to say much more I know that I just need a shrink I’ve never tried before
Yelp me if you can, my wifi’s down And I don’t appreciate that waiter’s frown Yelp me find a pub with ale so brown Won’t you please, please Yelp me
When I was handy, such a craftsman in those days I didn’t need the internet to fix things any way But now those days are gone, and my back is way too sore Now I find I need some blinds, new windows and screen doors
Yelp me if you can, my shelves came down And I do need Yelp to install Dolby sound Yelp me ‘fore I’m six feet underground Won’t you please, please Yelp me, Yelp me, Yelp me, oh
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