WRITING PROMPTS

Writing Prompts for American Single Men

You can admit to wanting these

Thank you for coming to my page. I’m super excited you’ve taken the time to look me up. See, I’ve been kind of lonely myself and an American man friend or two would be good.

Anyway, if you’re trying to find something to write about, here are some useful prompts you can start with. I’ll show you from a woman’s perspective how to use these prompts to start. You’ll see they are appropriate for all men in their late twenties or early thirties, living in the United States of America and needing a slim, foreign girl to take to public engagements and bestow gifts.

First Name Game

Write down your first name in the comments. Then you take the letters in your name and write words starting with each of those letters. The first word that comes to your mind is best. Then you write a story using those words.

Like this: D=Dog, O=Oral, M=Marriage, I=Insert, N=Nipple, I=Insistent, K=Kneading, A=Are You Ready

My story was about a trip to an American ballgame. Mmmm American Hot Dogs! So delicious.

Your last name will be next week’s homework. Don’t forget to leave me the results.

Email is Preferred

Now add your email to the comments. I’ll send you a daily prompt, don’t worry. They are sure to raise your interests.

Yesterday’s prompt was, “Write a story about a girl you meet for the first time at the airport.” But I’ve had others too. “What smells do you associate with Russia?”

I have a wide range of ideas to fill your every male need.

Your Phone Number is a Word

Again, in the comments, add your phone number. Now you need to know what letters are on each number on a standard phone. Use any letter to match a number. It’s hard to find words, but with a bit of imagination I got this story.

She wasn’t alone. He was watching her. Stroking. Stroking. Done.

I’ll show you where I started:

(792) 499–4773 turned into:

7=S, 9=W, 2=A, 4=H, 9=W, 9=W, 4=H, 7=S, 7=S, 3=D

Not hard yet? It gets harder as the course progresses. I promise.

Address Your Concerns

Don’t worry. This is not a scam. I am here to make your writing journey comfortable. This is not my first time trying to find the next great American writer. Last time, Nick did the entire course, including the bumpy bumpy celebration on American soil. But when I told him I needed to stay to ensure he kept with the program, he moved.

To ensure that doesn’t happen again, put your street address in the comments. Just so we’re transparent here, mine is PO Box 3841, Kirishi, Russia. See. I’ll show you mine, now you show me yours.

Your Instagram Handle, I’ll Handle

Send me your @ and I’ll slip into your DM’s.

I’m @RussianGirlforAmericanBoyMan so you know whose boobs you’re looking at. It is best if I have your password too.

The internet can be a dangerous place, but I can assure you your account will be safe with me and appeal to agents. Not KGB agents, if that is what you were thinking. See that imagination is already sparked! I mean book agents for word books.

Show Me The Money

For the cost of this program, we can discuss the details in person when you purchase my flight after the 6-month initiation. For now, you should put away $1000/week. I will need access to this account to make sure you are really committed to making the changes you need to become great at words.

This is an investment in YOU. And (Insert Name Here) deserve it.

That’s all for now. See you on the interwebs.

Dominika ❤